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(31 Posts)
Alishka Tue 21-Jan-20 20:19:08

please google Paris Hilton lasagnegringrin
It deserves to be shared and, joy of joys!, she's going to put up another cooking demonstration soon. Can't wait!

Callistemon Tue 21-Jan-20 20:25:48

Alishka I can't play it at the moment as DH is watching something Most Important on the TV but am posting so that it's on my I'm on list

It looks hilarious!

Alishka Tue 21-Jan-20 20:42:57

You won't be disappointedgrin

Marydoll Tue 21-Jan-20 20:47:14

I tried to find a shorter link, but this works!
news.yahoo.com/paris-hilton-makes-comeback-in-hilarious-online-cooking-video-making-lasagne-074440730.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvLnVrLw&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAADIKoAmQ5c5JRUhD6_YKDrXWgEKleGXpONSLv9n9HsZvKu8QH5uPupAevRBuztZhIVnYNlGPljce8UP-dnLo_R606jYmY4pmqvjtbgS93obnZd14c-EjhE9sAzFtXjYoHlR7VNmMh0GjJCA5lJxaVGDxngrRm-BK_cCSk0nvpC_0

grannyticktock Tue 21-Jan-20 21:06:46

Oh it's amazing. It's hard to believe it's not a setup or a parody. Watch it and marvel.

Squiffy Tue 21-Jan-20 21:12:22

I tried so hard not to watch the whole thing, but I couldn’t help myself! Hilarious until you remember that her followers revere her! ? No wonder she’s so slim - all that walking around! ?? Gloves??

Alishka Tue 21-Jan-20 21:32:58

Yes, what was the 'special gloves' thing all about?
And ditching the onion and garlic, just because..
And WHY was the dog dressed in a French Maid's outfit?
So many questions, so little time....

annsixty Tue 21-Jan-20 21:45:57

Just loved it.
Is she for real as the youngsters say?
Actually perhaps they don't, perhaps it's just me .

Alishka Tue 21-Jan-20 22:05:27

Well! Something I've just learned - she talks about "slivering"?
It's not a term I was familiar with, but it means cutting something into slivers?
Duh! Silly meblushgrin

tanith Tue 21-Jan-20 22:24:52

I must try that recipe next time ?

Chewbacca Tue 21-Jan-20 23:09:01

Now I know where I've been going wrong with my cooking........ I've forgotten the "unicorn mist" spray. Gah!

Bellanonna Wed 22-Jan-20 00:15:25

Was she being serious? confused

vampirequeen Wed 22-Jan-20 08:07:18

digg.com/video/paris-hilton-lasagna This is one of the funniest serious cooking videos ever.

vampirequeen Wed 22-Jan-20 08:07:57

I need unicorn mist.

vampirequeen Wed 22-Jan-20 08:11:55

Yay we can buy unicorn mist. prodnaskincare.com/products/unicorn-mist

It only costs £24.42 plus postage. A must for when you're cooking lol

Elegran Wed 22-Jan-20 09:22:57

She starts by slinking into the kitchen carrying and petting the little dog and says "Hi guys . . " Yup, definitely for the guys.

Lots of marketable product placement lying displayed on the worktop and in the fridge. She'll get plenty of dosh from the sellers of these.

Chewbacca Wed 22-Jan-20 09:24:25

A particular favourite of mine was where, after assembling her lasagne, she found an onion and a garlic. The look of perplexity as to what the hell she was to do with them was priceless! I was quite impressed with her quick thinking that she'd "decided not to use them" even though she'd brought her sunglasses especially for the job!

Elegran Wed 22-Jan-20 09:29:11

Nigella did the sexing-up-cooking thing too - but she could actually cook. I couldn't bear to watch more than a couple of minutes of her posturing.

annsixty Wed 22-Jan-20 09:29:57

And just how long were those lasagna sheets cooking while she faffed around?

Elegran Wed 22-Jan-20 09:31:24

All of them stuck together in a heap.

vampirequeen Wed 22-Jan-20 10:02:25

I thought it was hilarious. I loved the way she kept saying that all her friends love her lasagne when it was obvious she'd never cooked before in her life. My favourite bit was when she was using a potato masher and a spatula at the same time to stir the mince lol.

Callistemon Wed 22-Jan-20 10:54:35

Oh, just hilarious! grin
I never knew she was such a comedienne. What a hoot!

Or - is it meant to be serious?

She was carrying the dog wearing those gloves, then handling the food wearing the same gloves
Her hair was flicking around all over the food
She was spraying some 'unicorn mist' around the food.

She's obviously never let a morsel of lasagne past her lips.

Oh, and remind me never ever to eat in a Hilton Hotel if she is in charge of the food.

Bellanonna Wed 22-Jan-20 11:15:21

Still puzzled. Surely she wasn’t being serious? And handling the dog in those gloves, then using them to grate cheese.

Callistemon Wed 22-Jan-20 11:18:05

I thought that the tinfoil tray was too small for the ingredients and the lasagne would spill all over that pristine never-been-used oven.
But no, alas.

vampirequeen Wed 22-Jan-20 13:39:36

I think the aluminium tray that was finally put into the oven was ...'here's one that someone else made earlier' grin