It's your collective fault. I noticed the number of people on here saying how much they loved their Ninjas, and when I saw one on special offer, decided to buy one. Now this monster beast is eyeing me up from the corner of the kitchen, and can sense my trepidation. How do I master it? What does it excel at? What are your favourite recipes,and is there anything it can't cope with?
Finally the West Ham cat kicker goes to court!!
19 children and two adults murdered in school shooting in Texas