They seize all your croissants unless you volunteer to attend the Croissant Eating Academy!
That's how I know the proper way to eat them.
My Mamie de France was the Principal of the Croissant Making, Baking and Eating Academy.
She gave me a cookery book (which I have never used)
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What medical conditions seem more common now than when you were growing up?
or perhaps im just a messy croissant eater.

