MissInterpreted
MissAdventure
Oreo
We once had a cat that found a thawing steak on the worktop and dragged it off through his cat flap, we could follow the trail.
My cat once stole a chicken breast I was about to use for a roast dinner.
He'd only nibbled a bit, so I put it on my friend's husband's plate 
I once bought fish from the local fish van for my husband's dinner. Put it on the worktop and nipped to the loo - when I returned to the kitchen, the cat was nibbling the end of it. I shooed the cat away, trimmed the fish, egged and breadcrumbed it and never let on to OH! 
I once painstakingly made a beautifully decorated salmon mousse for a dinner party starter.
Put it on the table, called everyone to come, but it was a few minutes before they’d all finished their G&Ts, gone for a wee, etc.
Meanwhile, our dog had sniffed out this tantalising aroma, had managed to reach it, and had taken a fair sized slurp out of the side!
Thank goodness, both guest couples were supremely unfussy, pet-owning types who just found it hilarious. I just sliced that bit off - with a fair margin - and we had it anyway.