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Bellanonna Wed 13-Dec-17 10:27:19

There once was a three legged dog
Who tried to catch a big frog
But it was to speedy
And the dog being needy
It hopped off into the bog

There once was a Santa called Joe

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travelsafar Mon 15-Jan-18 08:44:31

They tell me bad weather's to come
It's making me feel really glum
I need blue skies and warmth

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travelsafar Mon 15-Jan-18 11:40:15

They tell me bad weather's to come
It's making me feel really glum
I need blue skies and warmth
So i'll travel back and forth
Till I end up basking in the sun!!

Raindrops and puddles are forming today

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henetha Mon 15-Jan-18 13:09:10

Raindrops and puddles are forming today
I'll put wellies on and go out to play

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Elrel Mon 15-Jan-18 15:37:22

Raindrops and puddles are forming today
I'll put wellies on and go out to play
Splishing and splashing is always such fun

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Marydoll Mon 15-Jan-18 16:00:08

Raindrops and puddles are forming today
I'll put wellies on and go out to play
Splishing and splashing is always such fun
But me, I prefer lots of warm sun

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Moneyboss Mon 15-Jan-18 17:59:18

Raindrops and puddles are forming today
I'll put wellies on and go out to play
Splishing and splashing is always such fun
But me, I prefer lots of warm sun
Too bad, the bloomin' rain is here to stay

A young girl went to see the queen

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Marydoll Mon 15-Jan-18 19:13:18

A young girl went to see the queen
As to London town, she never had been

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NannyTee Mon 15-Jan-18 20:10:16

A young girl went to see the queen
As to London town, she never had been
So she hopped on a train

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Bellanonna Mon 15-Jan-18 20:29:22

A young girl went to see the queen
As to London town, she never had been
So she hopped on a train
As it started to rain

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travelsafar Tue 16-Jan-18 08:57:25

A young girl went to see the queen
As to London town, she never had been
So she hopped on a train
As it started to rain
Now, travelling on trains, she isn't so keen!!!

today has started bright and gay

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Lindylou51 Tue 16-Jan-18 09:50:22

today has started bright and gay
I'm going out come what may

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henetha Tue 16-Jan-18 10:14:18

today has started bright and gay
I'm going out come what may,
So I'll wrap up quite warm

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Lindylou51 Tue 16-Jan-18 10:36:37

today has started bright and gay
I'm going out come what may,
So I'll wrap up quite warm
In case there's a storm

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NannyTee Tue 16-Jan-18 12:21:25

today has started bright and gay
I'm going out come what may,
So I'll wrap up quite warm
In case there's a storm
Which stops me finding my way!

I've dropped my car keys down the drain

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Marydoll Tue 16-Jan-18 12:51:27

I've dropped my car keys down the drain
Oh dear, what an incredible pain

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Jangran99 Tue 16-Jan-18 14:42:25

I've dropped my car keys down the drain
Oh dear, what an incredible pain
I've dangled a hook

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NannyTee Tue 16-Jan-18 18:04:00

I've dropped my car keys down the drain
Oh dear, what an incredible pain
I've dangled a hook
But then it got stuck

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Jangran99 Tue 16-Jan-18 20:30:40

I've dropped my car keys down the drain
Oh dear, what an incredible pain
I've dangled a hook
But then it got stuck
Now I'll have to walk home in the rain

The newspaper is full of bad news

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travelsafar Tue 16-Jan-18 21:07:10

The newspaper is full of bad news
Expressing other people's views

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Elrel Tue 16-Jan-18 21:31:25

The newspaper is full of bad news
Expressing other people's views
I no longer buy it

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FarNorth Tue 16-Jan-18 21:42:01

The newspaper is full of bad news
Expressing other people's views
I no longer buy it
I tell you - Don't try it!

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Jangran99 Tue 16-Jan-18 21:52:27

The newspaper is full of bad news
Expressing other people's views
I no longer buy it
I tell you - Don't try it!
It'll just make you head for the booze!

The snow has been falling all day

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Bellanonna Tue 16-Jan-18 22:31:10

The snow has been falling all day
I watch with increasing dismay

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FarNorth Wed 17-Jan-18 00:09:46

The snow has been falling all day
I watch with increasing dismay
But let's build an igloo!

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NannyTee Wed 17-Jan-18 05:35:08

The snow has been falling all day
I watch with increasing dismay
But let's build an igloo!
Big enough for us two!

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