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Bellanonna Wed 13-Dec-17 10:27:19

There once was a three legged dog
Who tried to catch a big frog
But it was to speedy
And the dog being needy
It hopped off into the bog

There once was a Santa called Joe

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NannyTee Thu 18-Jan-18 09:03:19

Off to see a dragon
Need to take my wagon

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henetha Thu 18-Jan-18 11:53:04

Off to see a dragon
Need to take my wagon
And my sharpest sword

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travelsafar Thu 18-Jan-18 12:55:54

Off to see a dragon
Need to take my wagon
And my sharpest sword
A violin with the magic chords

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NannyTee Thu 18-Jan-18 18:15:06

Off to see a dragon
Need to take my wagon
And my sharpest sword
A violin with the magic chords
And the puck to pick the strings on

I hate shopping but what can I do?

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travelsafar Thu 18-Jan-18 18:19:08

I hate shopping but what can I do?
I suppose I could make out that I have the flu
someone would take over
Then I'd be in clover

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Squiffy Thu 18-Jan-18 19:09:30

I hate shopping but what can I do?
I suppose I could make out that I have the flu
someone would take over
Then I'd be in clover
And can enjoy another strong brew.

My shopping has been delivered

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Elrel Thu 18-Jan-18 21:11:57

My shopping has been delivered
But the greens are all so withered

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Squiffy Thu 18-Jan-18 22:05:46

My shopping has been delivered
But the greens are all so withered
The sprouts have gone yellow

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travelsafar Fri 19-Jan-18 08:27:53

My shopping has been delivered
But the greens are all so withered
The sprouts have gone yellow
you shop on line, at your peril

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FarNorth Fri 19-Jan-18 08:50:40

My shopping has been delivered
But the greens are all so withered
The sprouts have gone yellow
you shop on line, at your peril
So back into bed I have slithered

I looked out and now there's a blizzard

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NannyTee Fri 19-Jan-18 09:01:18

I looked out and now there's a blizzard
I just long to bask like a Lizard

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Bathsheba Fri 19-Jan-18 09:04:58

I looked out and now there's a blizzard
I just long to bask like a Lizard
Stretched out on hot sand

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JoyBloggs Fri 19-Jan-18 10:41:43

I looked out and now there's a blizzard
I just long to bask like a Lizard
Stretched out on hot sand
A cool drink in my hand

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Bathsheba Fri 19-Jan-18 10:48:38

I looked out and now there's a blizzard
I just long to bask like a Lizard
Stretched out on hot sand
A cool drink in my hand
That would be totally wizard!

I'm so utterly fed up with germs

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Bellanonna Fri 19-Jan-18 10:52:40

I looked out and now there's a blizzard
I just long to bask like a Lizard
Stretched out on hot sand
A cool drink in my hand
Singing “cor, this life ain’t ‘arf ‘ard “

I went for a train ride one day

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Bellanonna Fri 19-Jan-18 10:53:13

Back to Bathsheba ?

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JackyB Fri 19-Jan-18 11:36:39

I'm so utterly fed up with germs
Why can't they live on my terms?

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henetha Fri 19-Jan-18 15:06:31

I'm so utterly fed up with germs
Why can't they live on my terms?
And swim round in Dettol

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Elrel Fri 19-Jan-18 15:53:31

I'm so utterly fed up with germs
Why can't they live on my terms?
And swim round in Dettol
But no, in fine fettle,

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Moneyboss Fri 19-Jan-18 18:57:38

I'm so utterly fed up with germs
Why can't they live on my terms?
And swim round in Dettol
But no, in fine fettle,
They're looking somewhat like worms

Tomorrow we're going to the football

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FarNorth Fri 19-Jan-18 21:39:52

Tomorrow we're going to the football
Then later, at snooker, we'll shoot ball

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Elrel Fri 19-Jan-18 21:48:55

Tomorrow we're going to the football
Then later, at snooker, we'll shoot ball
Our day will be quite spherical

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Marydoll Fri 19-Jan-18 22:12:56

Tomorrow we're going to the football
Then later, at snooker, we'll shoot ball
Our day will be quite spherical
By the end, we will all be hysterical

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Mamissimo Fri 19-Jan-18 22:15:12

Tomorrow we're going to the football
Then later, at snooker, we'll shoot ball
Our day will be quite spherical
The giggles quite hysterical

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Jangran99 Fri 19-Jan-18 22:32:29

Tomorrow we're going to the football
Then later, at snooker, we'll shoot ball
Our day will be quite spherical
By the end, we will all be hysterical
And we'll fall into bed shouting "night all"

My car got stuck in the snow

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