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Limericks - 2

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Bellanonna Wed 13-Dec-17 10:27:19

There once was a three legged dog
Who tried to catch a big frog
But it was to speedy
And the dog being needy
It hopped off into the bog

There once was a Santa called Joe

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Marydoll Fri 19-Jan-18 22:42:25

My car got stuck in the snow
The traffic is on a " go slow"

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Jangran99 Fri 19-Jan-18 22:55:16

My car got stuck in the snow
The traffic is on a " go slow"
I must get the shopping

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Marydoll Fri 19-Jan-18 23:01:52

My car got stuck in the snow
The traffic is on a " go slow"
I must get the shopping
I can't bear all this stopping

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Jangran99 Fri 19-Jan-18 23:06:47

My car got stuck in the snow
The traffic is on a " go slow"
I must get the shopping
I can't bear all this stopping
I'm much too impatient you know.

If I ever get back to the house

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Marydoll Fri 19-Jan-18 23:27:02

If I ever get back to the house
I'll be so glad to see my spouse

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travelsafar Sat 20-Jan-18 09:10:50

my car got stuck inthe snow
so off on foot we go

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NannyTee Sat 20-Jan-18 09:15:12

If I ever get back to the house
I'll be so glad to see my spouse
We shall sit by the fire

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FarNorth Sat 20-Jan-18 10:06:57

If I ever get back to the house
I'll be so glad to see my spouse
We shall sit by the fire
Playing King's College Choir

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Marydoll Sat 20-Jan-18 10:27:59

If I ever get back to the house
I'll be so glad to see my spouse
We shall sit by the fire
Playing King's College Choir
With a supper of tasty roast grouse.

The road outside my house is so icy

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henetha Sat 20-Jan-18 11:51:13

The road outside my house is so icy
And driving is going to be very dicy

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jordana Sat 20-Jan-18 12:23:06

I will just take my time and let everyone think

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jordana Sat 20-Jan-18 12:26:26

The road outside my house is so icy
And driving is going to be dicy
I will just take my time and let everyone think

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henetha Sat 20-Jan-18 12:30:25

The road outside my house is so icy
And driving is going to be dicy
I will just take my time and let everyone think
I'll end up crashing because of strong drink

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nanasam Sat 20-Jan-18 12:51:41

The road outside my house is so icy
And driving is going to be dicey
Some snow chains should help

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nanasam Sat 20-Jan-18 12:53:50

No, let's start that again -

The road near my house is so icy
And driving is going to be dicey
Some snow chains should help

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Marydoll Sat 20-Jan-18 12:57:37

The road outside my house is so icy
And driving is going to be dicy
I will just take my time and let everyone think
I'll end up crashing because of strong drink
The repairs are going to be pricey.

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Marydoll Sat 20-Jan-18 12:57:53

This weather is driving me mad

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jordana Sat 20-Jan-18 13:05:36

This weather is driving me mad
But is also making me glad

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Elrel Sat 20-Jan-18 15:36:31

This weather is driving me mad
But is also making me glad
The snowing is so pretty

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Elrel Sat 20-Jan-18 15:37:02

Snow, NOT snowing!!

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Moneyboss Sat 20-Jan-18 18:11:07

This weather is driving me mad
But is also making me glad
The snow is so pretty
Now I can write this ditty

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Jangran99 Sat 20-Jan-18 18:59:35

This weather is driving me mad
But is also making me glad
The snow is so pretty
Now I can write this ditty
So really things aren't so bad

I'm going to buy a new dress

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Marydoll Sat 20-Jan-18 19:46:17

I'm going to buy a new dress
But I know that will cause me such stress

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FarNorth Sat 20-Jan-18 21:59:10

I'm going to buy a new dress
But I know that will cause me such stress
For my curvaceous figure

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jordana Sat 20-Jan-18 22:30:31

I'm going to buy a new dress
But I know that will cause me such stress
For my curvaceous figure
Is really much bigger

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