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Bellanonna Wed 13-Dec-17 10:27:19

There once was a three legged dog
Who tried to catch a big frog
But it was to speedy
And the dog being needy
It hopped off into the bog

There once was a Santa called Joe

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FarNorth Sun 21-Jan-18 13:56:05

I hope that works out for you, Moneyboss grin

We're off to the cinema this aft
And no one is taking a raft
So we hope there's no rain

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Elrel Sun 21-Jan-18 14:02:37

We're off to the cinema this aft
And no one is taking a raft
So we hope there's no rain
Rushing down the drain

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travelsafar Sun 21-Jan-18 14:56:36

We're off to the cinema this aft
And no one is taking a raft
So we hope there's no rain
Rushing down the drain
'cos we'll gonna look pretty daft!!

Come out Mr Sunshine please!!

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Elrel Sun 21-Jan-18 15:06:05

Come out Mr Sunshine please!!
We need the cold to cease

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jordana Sun 21-Jan-18 15:45:24

Come out Mr Sunshine please!!
We need the cold to cease
I've been cooped up for days

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Elrel Sun 21-Jan-18 15:50:21

Come out Mr Sunshine please!!
We need the cold to cease
I've been cooped up for days
So shine out your rays

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jordana Sun 21-Jan-18 16:41:41

Come out Mr Sunshine please!!
We need the cold to cease
I've been cooped up for days
So shine out your rays
And when we see your sweet face well say " cheers"

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jordana Sun 21-Jan-18 16:43:52

There was a young chap who was ill

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Jangran99 Sun 21-Jan-18 17:47:47

There was a young chap who was ill
To the doctor he went for a pill,

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Elrel Sun 21-Jan-18 18:24:03

There was a young chap who was ill
To the doctor he went for a pill,
He got on the couch

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Moneyboss Sun 21-Jan-18 18:46:23

There was a young chap who was ill
To the doctor he went for a pill,
He got on the couch
And screamed in pain, ouch!

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Marydoll Sun 21-Jan-18 19:23:04

There was a young chap who was ill
To the doctor he went for a pill,
He got on the couch
And screamed in pain, ouch!
When he saw the size of the bill.

The snow in our street is now ice

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Jangran99 Sun 21-Jan-18 19:52:18

The snow in our street is now ice
Before I go out I think twice,

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jordana Sun 21-Jan-18 20:21:57

The snow in our street is now ice
Before I go out I think twice,
Will anyone notice

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Jangran99 Sun 21-Jan-18 23:11:11

The snow in our street is now ice
Before I go out I think twice,
Will anyone notice
This touch of neurosis

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Marydoll Sun 21-Jan-18 23:23:37

Well done Jan, I was stumped!

The snow in our street is now ice
Before I go out I think twice,
Will anyone notice
This touch of neurosis
That makes me now think thrice.

The rain has has turned snow into slush

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MissAdventure Sun 21-Jan-18 23:35:43

The rain has has turned snow into slush
I don't slip if I don't try to rush

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Jangran99 Mon 22-Jan-18 07:57:11

The rain has turned snow into slush
I don't slip if I don't try to rush,
So I'll just be quite careful

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travelsafar Mon 22-Jan-18 09:05:51

The rain has turned snow into slush
I don't slip if I don't try to rush,
So I'll just be quite careful
As falling makes me quite fearful

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jordana Mon 22-Jan-18 09:17:52

The rain has turned snow into slush
I don't slip if I don't try to rush,
So I'll just be quite careful
As falling makes me quite fearful
If my knickers are on show I will blush!

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jordana Mon 22-Jan-18 09:18:43

Forget the snow and look for the sun

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Jangran99 Mon 22-Jan-18 10:38:23

Forget the snow and look for the sun
A Med cruise would be such fun

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NannyTee Mon 22-Jan-18 10:46:32

Forget the snow and look for the sun
A Med cruise would be such fun
I would bask on the deck

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jordana Mon 22-Jan-18 11:15:37

Forget the snow and look for the sun
A Med cruise would be such fun
I would bask on the deck
And order cocktail...what the heck!

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henetha Mon 22-Jan-18 11:46:51

Forget the snow and look for the sun
A Med cruise would be such fun
I would bask on the deck
And order cocktail...what the heck!
Then round the deck I'd drunkenly run.

Why is my bank account shrinking?

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