Limericks - 2

The wind is a-howling and moaning
Tonight's not a night to go roamin
Just stay by the fire- read a good book
Turn off the telly, no need to look,
'Cos its spooky out there in the gloaming!!!

There was a sad old lady

There was a sad old lady
Who had a cat called Sadie

There was a sad old lady
Who had a cat called Sadie
She lived all alone

There was a sad old lady
Who had a cat called Sadie
She lived all alone
In a tumbledown home

There was a sad old lady
Who had a cat called Sadie
She lived all alone
In a tumbledown home
And was previously known as o'grade

Oh to see a blue sky once again

Was supposed to be o'grady to rhyme!

Oh to see a blue sky once again
I'm so fed up with the rain

Oh to see a blue sky once again
I'm so fed up with the rain
But dancing in puddles

Oh to see a blue sky once again
I'm so fed up with the rain
But dancing in puddles
Right up to my muddles

Oh to see a blue sky once again
I'm so fed up with the rain
But dancing in puddles
Right up to my muddles
I've gone completely insane.

The snowdrops are out in the garden

The snowdrops are out in the garden
In France they would say "dans le jardin"

The snowdrops are out in the garden
In France they would say "dans le jardin"
The birds think it's spring

The snowdrops are out in the garden
In France they would say "dans le jardin"
The birds think it's spring
Just hear how they sing

The snowdrops are out in the garden
In France they would say "dans le jardin"
The birds think it's spring
Just hear how they sing
As Winter begs our pardon

Once there was some litter

Once there was some litter
People were complaining on Twitter

Once there was some litter
People were complaining on Twitter
There are plenty of bins

Once there was some litter
People were complaining on Twitter
There are plenty of bins
And they are all full of tins

Once there was some litter
People were complaining on Twitter
There are plenty of bins
And they are all full of tins
Which look pretty in sunshine and glitter!!!

I'm off to go a roaming

I'm off to go a roaming
Cos I'm sick of my DH a moaning

im Off to go a roaming
Cos I’m sick of DH moaning
From dawn till dusk

im Off to go a roaming
Cos I’m sick of DH moaning
From dawn till dusk
Like an ox in musk

I'm off to go a roaming
Cos I’m sick of DH moaning
From dawn till dusk
Like an ox in musk
All I hear is persistent moaning.

There was an old gran from Gransnett