The gifts are tied up and labeled Stacked high on the kitchen table Next up is the cooking And when no-one's looking the kids will be checking the labels!!
Santa lost one of his reindeer Thankfully not one of the main deer He searched high and low With the others in tow Then found it and said "Now explain, deer."
I once had a brolly with stripes on A lovely bright shade of vermillion When it started to rain I fell down a drain Not quite what I'd set my sights on.