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Bellanonna Wed 13-Dec-17 10:27:19

There once was a three legged dog
Who tried to catch a big frog
But it was to speedy
And the dog being needy
It hopped off into the bog

There once was a Santa called Joe

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Marydoll Fri 02-Feb-18 18:36:08

Our old grey car keeps breaking down
And always so far from a town
We'll phone for a tow
That's more cash we'll owe

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jordana Fri 02-Feb-18 18:42:12

Our old grey car keeps breaking down
And always so far from a town
We'll phone for a tow
That's more cash we'll owe
So no chance of getting a new gown

There was a dog from skye

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Moneyboss Fri 02-Feb-18 18:46:10

There was a dog from skye
Who dined on his master's pie

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Marydoll Fri 02-Feb-18 22:11:23

There was a dog from skye
Who dined on his master's pie
He crossed the Skye bridge

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FarNorth Fri 02-Feb-18 22:32:28

There was a dog from skye
Who dined on his master's pie
He crossed the Skye bridge
To escape a huge midge

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Jangran99 Fri 02-Feb-18 23:20:26

There was a dog from skye
Who dined on his master's pie
He crossed the Skye bridge
To escape a huge midge
And started a loud hue and cry.

My children have bought me a cat,

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Marydoll Fri 02-Feb-18 23:31:04

My children have bought me a cat,
Firstly, it sat on the mat

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MissAdventure Fri 02-Feb-18 23:32:01

My children have bought me a cat,
Firstly, it sat on the mat
But then it went mad!

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Jangran99 Fri 02-Feb-18 23:34:38

My children have bought me a cat,
Firstly, it sat on the mat
But then it went mad!
And clawed at poor dad

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Rosieroe Fri 02-Feb-18 23:57:41

My children have bought me a cat
Firstly, it sat on the mat
But then it went mad
And clawed at poor dad
But redeemed itself catching a rat

When young Percy decided to wed

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MissAdventure Fri 02-Feb-18 23:59:55

When young Percy decided to wed
His awful old aunt Betsy said

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Jangran99 Sat 03-Feb-18 00:48:55

When young Percy decided to wed
His awful old aunt Betsy said
Don't expect to inherit

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travelsafar Sat 03-Feb-18 08:19:11

When young Percy decided to wed
His awful old aunt Betsy said
Don't expect to inherit
Your bride does you no merit!!!

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Bellanonna Sat 03-Feb-18 08:45:51

When young Percy decided to wed
His awful old aunt Betsy said
Don't expect to inherit
Your bride does you no merit!!!
It will go to the cats’ home instead

Dot never expected to marry

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Jangran99 Sat 03-Feb-18 09:43:23

Dot never expected to marry
But that was before she met Harry

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Squiffy Sat 03-Feb-18 10:19:35

Dot never expected to marry
But that was before she met Harry
He wooed her like mad

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Jangran99 Sat 03-Feb-18 11:14:27

Dot never expected to marry
But that was before she met Harry
He wooed her like mad
And spoke to her dad

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NannyTee Sat 03-Feb-18 12:50:51

Dot never expected to marry
But that was before she met Harry
He wooed her like mad
And spoke to her dad
Whos Christian name was Barry!

This morning we walked on the shore

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jordana Sat 03-Feb-18 12:58:07

This morning we walked on the shore
When we suddenly heard a big roar

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Squiffy Sat 03-Feb-18 13:03:28

This morning we walked on the shore
When we suddenly heard a big roar
'Tis a lion we thought

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Marydoll Sat 03-Feb-18 14:05:16

This morning we walked on the shore
When we suddenly heard a big roar
'Tis a lion we thought
Feeling a little bit fraught

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Moneyboss Sat 03-Feb-18 14:51:25

This morning we walked on the shore
When we suddenly heard a big roar
'Tis a lion we thought
Feeling a little bit fraught
Ran into the hut through the door

Mrs Jones took a trip to the market

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Squiffy Sat 03-Feb-18 15:27:09

Mrs Jones took a trip to the market
Took her car - but just couldn't park it

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Marydoll Sat 03-Feb-18 15:36:26

Mrs Jones took a trip to the market
Took her car - but just couldn't park it
Her reversing was dire

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Squiffy Sat 03-Feb-18 16:23:37

Mrs Jones took a trip to the market
Took her car - but just couldn't park it
Her reversing was dire
She wound up in the mire

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