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Limericks - 3

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Bathsheba Mon 19-Feb-18 14:46:46

There was an old woman from Hull
In her garden she kept a big bull
He's an Aberdeen Angus and gorgeous
His dangly bits are really enormous
His coat used fifty kilos of wool!

My son has just bought a new puppy

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Marydoll Mon 02-Apr-18 08:23:22

The sky looked grey and cloudy
No worries, as I'm off to Saudi
I've packed a burkini
As my figure's not teeny

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Jangran99 Mon 02-Apr-18 08:31:51

The sky looked grey and cloudy
No worries, as I'm off to Saudi
I've packed a burkini
As my figure's not teeny
But I certainly will not appear dowdy

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Jangran99 Mon 02-Apr-18 08:34:12

This should be a nice Easter Monday

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Marydoll Mon 02-Apr-18 08:37:16

This should be a nice Easter Monday
A good day for all and sundry

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Jangran99 Mon 02-Apr-18 09:07:30

This should be a nice Easter Monday
A good day for all and sundry
But it's turned out drizzly

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Marydoll Mon 02-Apr-18 09:12:50

This should be a nice Easter Monday
A good day for all and sundry
But it's turned out drizzly
Now my hair is all frizzly a bit of poetic license

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Jangran99 Mon 02-Apr-18 09:36:39

This should be a nice Easter Monday
A good day for all and sundry
But it's turned out drizzly
Now my hair is all frizzly (a bit of poetic license)
What's the weather like in Burundi?

I've had a lie in, now it's time

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henetha Mon 02-Apr-18 10:59:10

I've had a lie in, now it's time
To get up and make a new rhyme

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Bellanonna Mon 02-Apr-18 11:49:06

I've had a lie in, now it's time
To get up and make a new rhyme
In limerick style

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Bathsheba Mon 02-Apr-18 16:11:44

I've had a lie in, now it's time
To get up and make a new rhyme
In limerick style
I'll carefully compile

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Barberdice Mon 02-Apr-18 16:30:16

I've had a lie in, now it's time
To get up and make a new rhyme
In limerick style
I'll carefully compile
A ditty with plenty of sunshine!

We're planning a day trip to York

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Bathsheba Mon 02-Apr-18 16:35:51

We're planning a day trip to York
Around the city walls we will walk

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Rosieroe Mon 02-Apr-18 16:36:20

We're planning a day trip to York
I’m packing a knife and a fork

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Moneyboss Mon 02-Apr-18 18:11:31

We're planning a day trip to York
I’m packing a knife and a fork
When we get there we'll dine

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Bathsheba Mon 02-Apr-18 20:36:15

confused

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Jangran99 Mon 02-Apr-18 22:32:54

Back to Bathsheba!
We're planning a day trip to York
Around the city walls we will walk
We'll take in the sights

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Bellanonna Mon 02-Apr-18 23:09:12

We're planning a day trip to York
Around the city walls we will walk
We'll take in the sights
Sample all the delights

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Bathsheba Mon 02-Apr-18 23:15:05

We're planning a day trip to York
Around the city walls we will walk
We'll take in the sights
Sample all the delights
And next month we may go to Cork!

Shall we fly there or go on the ferry?

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Bathsheba Mon 02-Apr-18 23:15:48

Jangran smile

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Jangran99 Mon 02-Apr-18 23:31:39

We're planning a day trip to York
Around the city walls we will walk
We'll take in the sights
Sample all the delights
In the Shambles we'll stand and take stock.

We had such a great visit today

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Jangran99 Mon 02-Apr-18 23:35:53

Bathsheba, I was thinking so much of York I forgot to refresh !!Sorry

Shall we fly there or go on the ferry?
Whichever,we'll gladly make merry

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travelsafar Tue 03-Apr-18 06:51:22

Shall we fly there or go on the ferry?
Whichever,we'll gladly make merry
With our family and friends
Trips out never have no end

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Jangran99 Tue 03-Apr-18 07:49:00

Shall we fly there or go on the ferry?
Whichever,we'll gladly make merry
With our family and friends
Good fun never ends

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Bathsheba Tue 03-Apr-18 08:22:56

travalsafar you are meant to add only one line, not two!

Shall we fly there or go on the ferry?
Whichever,we'll gladly make merry
With our family and friends
Good fun never ends
And we'll all raise a glass of dry sherry!

After that we'll go home for a rest

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Jangran99 Tue 03-Apr-18 08:33:58

Bathsheba wink

After that we'll go home for a rest
But for travel we won't lose our zest

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