Limericks - 3

He says he'll watch TV tonight
But nothing to give him a fright
He'll watch footie and golf
With his little son Rolf
Each score greeted with yells of delight

But I'll just keep reading my book

great ending Elrel

There once was a young man from Rhyl
Who went to the doc for a pill

But I'll just keep reading my book
No doubt I'll end up having to cook

My fault
please use Elrel's starter

Oops sorry!
There once was a young man from Rhyl
Who went to the docs for a pill
I was put through the mill

Oops again
Should say HE

Going to start again!
There once was a young man from Rhyl
Who went to the docs for a pill
It was late in the day

There once was a young man from Rhyl
Who went to the docs for a pill
It was late in the day
Doc said Go Away

There once was a young man from Rhyl
Who went to the docs for a pill
It was late in the day
Doc said Go Away
But he didn't and is waiting there still.

I suppose I must start my spring cleaning

I suppose I must start my spring cleaning
Not a task that gives my life meaning

I suppose I must start my spring cleaning
Not a task that gives my life meaning
Don't know where to start

I suppose I must start my spring cleaning
Not a task that gives my life meaning
Don't know where to start
I haven't the heart

I suppose I must start my springcleaning
Not a task that gives my life meaning
Don't know where to start
I haven't the heart
Its myself I would rather be preening

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Three pigs came to visit the lady

Three pigs came to visit the lady
A gorgeous young sow name of Sadie

Three pigs came to visit the lady
A gorgeous young sow name of Sadie
Her brother kept snorting

Three pigs came to visit the lady
A gorgeous young sow name of Sadie
Her brother kept snorting
At their bumbling courting

Three pigs came to visit the lady
A gorgeous young sow name of Sadie
Her brother kept snorting
At their bumbling courting
The lady thought it all a bit shady

Tomorrow I'll run into the garden

Tomorrow I'll run into the garden
Do some yoga into the bargain

Tomorrow I'll run into the garden
Do some yoga into the bargain
Hope the neighbours don't see

Tomorrow I'll run into the garden
Do some yoga into the bargain
Hope the neighbours don't see
My see through white tee

Tomorrow I'll run into the garden
Do some yoga into the bargain
Hope the neighbours don't see
My see through white tee
If they do, I'll just beg their pardon!

A young boy went sailing one day

A young boy went sailing one day
In a big bright yellow boat

Start again
A young boy went sailing one day
The boat it was made out of clay