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Limericks - 3

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Bathsheba Mon 19-Feb-18 14:46:46

There was an old woman from Hull
In her garden she kept a big bull
He's an Aberdeen Angus and gorgeous
His dangly bits are really enormous
His coat used fifty kilos of wool!

My son has just bought a new puppy

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FarNorth Thu 26-Apr-18 00:35:32

Those April showers just keep on coming
When I wish that it really was sunning

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Panache Thu 26-Apr-18 09:04:32

Those April showers just keep on coming
When I wish that it really was sunning
In Wales the sun shines bright

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henetha Thu 26-Apr-18 12:11:55

Those April showers just keep on coming
When I wish that it really was sunning
In Wales the sun shines bright
From morning till fading light

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Panache Thu 26-Apr-18 12:53:43

Those April showers just keep on coming
When I wish that it really was sunning
In Wales the sun shines bright
From morning till fading light
Summers, none of us you will find shunning!

Ladders are out,the paint is about dry

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Elrel Thu 26-Apr-18 23:35:16

Ladders are out,the paint is about dry
All the flags are flying high,

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FarNorth Fri 27-Apr-18 00:00:42

Ladders are out,the paint is about dry
All the flags are flying high,
My stately home

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travelsafar Fri 27-Apr-18 06:41:53

Ladders are out,the paint is about dry
All the flags are flying high,
My stately home
Folk like to roam

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Panache Fri 27-Apr-18 08:29:57

Ladders are out,the paint is about dry
All the flags are flying high,
My stately home
Folk like to roam
I rather guess folk enjoy a good pry!

Plans are afoot for a May day treat

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henetha Fri 27-Apr-18 10:33:51

Plans are afoot for a May day treat
A brilliant picnic with all you can eat

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Panache Fri 27-Apr-18 11:05:41

Plans are afoot for a May day treat
A brilliant picnic with all you can eat
A couple of bottles of wine

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Squiffy Fri 27-Apr-18 11:33:21

Plans are afoot for a May day treat
A brilliant picnic with all you can eat
A couple of bottles of wine
Which are mine, all mine

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Panache Fri 27-Apr-18 12:47:52

Plans are afoot for a May day treat
A brilliant picnic with all you can eat
A couple of bottles of wine
Which are mine, all mine
So it seems our plans are now complete.

The woodland area where bluebells are rife

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Elrel Fri 27-Apr-18 13:05:52

The woodland area where bluebells are rife
A peaceful place full of new life

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FarNorth Fri 27-Apr-18 14:02:26

The woodland area where bluebells are rife
A peaceful place full of new life
The birds a-twitter

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Barberdice Fri 27-Apr-18 15:18:18

The woodland area where bluebells are rife
A peaceful place full of new life
The birds a-twitter
The dewdrops glitter

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Panache Fri 27-Apr-18 16:53:52

The woodland area where bluebells are rife
A peaceful place full of new life
The birds a-twitter
The dewdrops glitter
Where mankind can shed much of its strife.

The hedgerows are abloom with natures best

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Barberdice Fri 27-Apr-18 17:38:53

The hedgerows are abloom with natures best
The weather is really putting them to the test

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FarNorth Fri 27-Apr-18 23:01:55

The hedgerows are abloom with natures best
The weather is really putting them to the test
Let's hope they stay strong

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travelsafar Sat 28-Apr-18 07:48:57

The hedgerows are abloom with natures best
The weather is really putting them to the test
Let's hope they stay strong
Summer shouldn't be too long

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Panache Sat 28-Apr-18 08:25:11

The hedgerows are abloom with natures best
The weather is really putting them to the test
Let's hope they stay strong
Summer shouldn't be too long
Hard saying that now with really some zest!

The early morning chorus is always a joy

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henetha Sat 28-Apr-18 10:01:05

The early morning chorus is always a joy
Birds always bring pleasure and never annoy

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Bellanonna Sat 28-Apr-18 10:03:17

The early morning chorus is always a joy
Birds always bring pleasure and never annoy
I love watching them feed

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henetha Sat 28-Apr-18 10:04:33

The early morning chorus is always a joy
Birds always bring pleasure and never annoy
I love watching them feed
As they chomp on their seed

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Squiffy Sat 28-Apr-18 10:21:38

The early morning chorus is always a joy
Birds always bring pleasure and never annoy
I love watching them feed
As they chomp on their seed
But those pesky pigeons really annoy!

The cat's on patrol in the garden

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Squiffy Sat 28-Apr-18 10:24:52

(Sorry, just realised I used 'annoy' blush)

The early morning chorus is always a joy
Birds always bring pleasure and never annoy
I love watching them feed
As they chomp on their seed
But those pesky pigeons - oh boy!

The cat's on patrol in the garden

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