Limericks - 3

The couple danced and sang all night
By morning they both looked a sight

Well they really were posted at the same time - exactly the same time!

Follow on from Jangran:

The couple danced and sang all night
They were in raptures of delight

The couple danced and sang all night
They were in raptures of delight
Drenched in sweat, to bed they went

The couple danced and sang all night
They were in raptures of delight
Drenched in sweat, to bed they went
But all their energy was spent

The couple danced and sang all night
They were in raptures of delight
Drenched in sweat, to bed they went
But all their energy was spent
What happened next was such a sight!

Two people always thought alike

Two people always thought alike
They never thought discord would strike

Two people always thought alike
They never thought discord would strike
But one day, out of the blue

Two people always thought alike
They never thought discord would strike
But one day, out of the blue
Such a hullaballoo!

Two people always thought alike
They never thought discord would strike
But one day, out of the blue
Such a hullaballoo!
They both fancied a young man called Mike!

Now Mike was a bit of a catch

Now Mike was a bit of a catch
Surely no other that could match?

Now Mike was a bit of a catch
Surely no other that could match?
He had plenty of charm

Now Mike was a bit of a catch
Surely no other that could match?
He had plenty of charm
Big arms to keep you warm!

Now Mike was a bit of a catch
Surely no other that could match?
He had plenty of charm
Big arms to keep you warm!
And always left the door off the latch

The evening was going so well

The evening was going so well
But the future they couldn't foretell

The evening was going so well
But the future they couldn't foretell
Which girl would Mike choose?

The evening was going so well
But the future they couldn't foretell
Which girl would Mike choose?
The very shy or extremely loose?

The evening was going so well
But the future they couldn't foretell
Which girl would Mike choose?
The very shy or extremely loose?
It's definitely the one who didn't smell!!!!

I'd love to fly an aeroplane

I'd love to fly an aeroplane
From being small its been my aim

I'd love to fly an aeroplane
From being small its been my aim
To send a trail across the sky

I'd love to fly an aeroplane
From being small its been my aim
To send a trail across the sky
To even loop the loop by and by

I'd love to fly an aeroplane
From being small its been my aim
To send a trail across the sky
To even loop the loop by and by,
But meanwhile I'll have to go by train.

What's the remedy when we feel glum?

What’s the remedy when we feel glum?
To do what each would see as fun

What’s the remedy when we feel glum?
To do what each would see as fun
To live each day as thou your last

What’s the remedy when we feel glum?
To do what each would see as fun
To live each day as thou your last
Makes the days fly by ever so fast

What's the remedy when we feel glum?
To do what each would see as fun
To live each day as thou your last
Makes the days fly by past ever so fast
To waste our life would be really dumb

Those April showers just keep on coming