LIMERICKS 4

There was a young lad from the south
Always singing when he opened his mouth
Then one day his voice broke
It sounded like a hoarse croak
Of a corncrake somewhere near Louth.

A curly haired girl from south Wales

A curly haired girl from south Wales
Was rather fond of her fanciful tales

A curly haired girl from south Wales
Was rather fond of her fanciful tales
Of dragons and elves

A curly haired girl from south Wales
Was rather fond of her fanciful tales
Of dragons and elves
Who claimed for themselves

There was a young lad from the south
Always singing when he opened his mouth
Then one day his voice broke
It sounded like a hoarse croak
It was sad but it sure is the truth!!

I saw a little tadpole

I saw a little tadpole
and popped him in my casserole

This is where we were :

A curly haired girl from south Wales
Was rather fond of her fanciful tales
Of dragons and elves
Who claimed for themselves

sorry,
i must have not scrolled down far enough!!! [hmmm]

A curly haired girl from South Wales
Was rather fond of her fanciful tales
Of dragons and elves
Who claimed for themselves
All wizards who lived in the Dales

One day she'll marry Mr. Right

A curly haired girl from south Wales
Was rather fond of her fanciful tales
Of dragons and elves
Who claimed for themselves
The best of the good looking young males

These lads were always on the prowl

These lads were always on the prowl
Their faces, they put on a scowl

Oops! Epic fail for my latest offering!
Can't win em all!

Back to Barberdice

One day she'll marry Mr. Right
She'll recognise him at first sight

Ah thanks Jangran
Feel better now!

One day she'll marry Mr. Right
She'll recognise him at first sight
Her own dream lover

One day she'll marry Mr. Right
She'll recognise him at first sight
Her own dream lover
Who looks like Danny Glover

One day she'll marry Mr. Right
She'll recognise him at first sight
Her own dream lover
Who looks like Danny Glover
Holding her ever so tight!

She'll float down that aisle like a queen

She'll float down that aisle like a queen
Nobody quite like her will ever be seen

She'll float down that aisle like a queen
Nobody quite like her will ever be seen
She'll have diamonds and pearls

She'll float down that aisle like a queen
Nobody quite like her will ever be seen
She'll have diamonds and pearls
Her hair pinned in curls

She'll float down that aisle like a queen
Nobody quite like her will ever be seen
She'll have diamonds and pearls
Her hair pinned in curls
In Vogue you will capture the fine scene

A splendid preview for all to partake

A splendid preview for all to partake
Is available just over the garden gate

A splendid preview for all to partake
Is available just over the garden gate,
The sea and the sky

A splendid preview for all to partake
Is available just over the garden gate,
The sea and the sky
Treasures to espy

A splendid preview for all to partake
Is available just over the garden gate
The sea and the sky
Treasures to espy
Don't miss out, for goodness sake!

There'll be a cabaret for all to enjoy