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Jangran99 Mon 30-Apr-18 18:46:12

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We seem to enjoy writing rhyme

henetha Fri 01-Jun-18 10:54:35

There was a young lad from the south
Always singing when he opened his mouth
Then one day his voice broke
It sounded like a hoarse croak
Of a corncrake somewhere near Louth.

A curly haired girl from south Wales

Panache Fri 01-Jun-18 11:06:05

A curly haired girl from south Wales
Was rather fond of her fanciful tales

JackyB Fri 01-Jun-18 12:33:38

A curly haired girl from south Wales
Was rather fond of her fanciful tales
Of dragons and elves

FarNorth Fri 01-Jun-18 14:42:26

A curly haired girl from south Wales
Was rather fond of her fanciful tales
Of dragons and elves
Who claimed for themselves

travelsafar Fri 01-Jun-18 14:47:39

There was a young lad from the south
Always singing when he opened his mouth
Then one day his voice broke
It sounded like a hoarse croak
It was sad but it sure is the truth!!

I saw a little tadpole

Belgravian Fri 01-Jun-18 16:07:20

I saw a little tadpole
and popped him in my casserole

grin

FarNorth Fri 01-Jun-18 16:15:39

This is where we were :

A curly haired girl from south Wales
Was rather fond of her fanciful tales
Of dragons and elves
Who claimed for themselves

travelsafar Fri 01-Jun-18 16:29:10

sorry,
i must have not scrolled down far enough!!! [hmmm]

Barberdice Fri 01-Jun-18 17:03:28

A curly haired girl from South Wales
Was rather fond of her fanciful tales
Of dragons and elves
Who claimed for themselves
All wizards who lived in the Dales

One day she'll marry Mr. Right

Panache Fri 01-Jun-18 17:07:30

A curly haired girl from south Wales
Was rather fond of her fanciful tales
Of dragons and elves
Who claimed for themselves
The best of the good looking young males

These lads were always on the prowl

Moneyboss Fri 01-Jun-18 18:33:19

These lads were always on the prowl
Their faces, they put on a scowl

Barberdice Fri 01-Jun-18 20:49:06

Oops! Epic fail for my latest offering!
Can't win em all!

Jangran99 Fri 01-Jun-18 21:12:48

Back to Barberdice

One day she'll marry Mr. Right
She'll recognise him at first sight

Barberdice Fri 01-Jun-18 21:15:23

Ah thanks Jangran
Feel better now!

Barberdice Fri 01-Jun-18 21:19:40

One day she'll marry Mr. Right
She'll recognise him at first sight
Her own dream lover

Belgravian Fri 01-Jun-18 22:04:29

One day she'll marry Mr. Right
She'll recognise him at first sight
Her own dream lover
Who looks like Danny Glover

Jangran99 Fri 01-Jun-18 22:50:13

One day she'll marry Mr. Right
She'll recognise him at first sight
Her own dream lover
Who looks like Danny Glover
Holding her ever so tight!

She'll float down that aisle like a queen

Barberdice Fri 01-Jun-18 23:12:27

She'll float down that aisle like a queen
Nobody quite like her will ever be seen

travelsafar Sat 02-Jun-18 07:18:18

She'll float down that aisle like a queen
Nobody quite like her will ever be seen
She'll have diamonds and pearls

Belgravian Sat 02-Jun-18 08:17:41

She'll float down that aisle like a queen
Nobody quite like her will ever be seen
She'll have diamonds and pearls
Her hair pinned in curls

Panache Sun 03-Jun-18 09:16:28

She'll float down that aisle like a queen
Nobody quite like her will ever be seen
She'll have diamonds and pearls
Her hair pinned in curls
In Vogue you will capture the fine scene

A splendid preview for all to partake

travelsafar Sun 03-Jun-18 14:35:39

A splendid preview for all to partake
Is available just over the garden gate

henetha Sun 03-Jun-18 14:43:29

A splendid preview for all to partake
Is available just over the garden gate,
The sea and the sky

Panache Sun 03-Jun-18 17:53:36

A splendid preview for all to partake
Is available just over the garden gate,
The sea and the sky
Treasures to espy

Barberdice Sun 03-Jun-18 21:01:07

A splendid preview for all to partake
Is available just over the garden gate
The sea and the sky
Treasures to espy
Don't miss out, for goodness sake!

There'll be a cabaret for all to enjoy

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