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Jangran99 Mon 30-Apr-18 18:46:12

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We seem to enjoy writing rhyme

Elrel Sun 03-Jun-18 22:57:26

There’ll be a cabaret for all to enjoy
Exciting for mum, dad, and each girl and boy

FarNorth Sun 03-Jun-18 23:38:57

There'll be a cabaret for all to enjoy
Ladies and Lords and the poor hoi polloi

FarNorth Sun 03-Jun-18 23:40:07

There’ll be a cabaret for all to enjoy
Exciting for mum, dad, and each girl and boy
They'll gasp and they'll cheer

henetha Mon 04-Jun-18 10:23:03

There’ll be a cabaret for all to enjoy
Exciting for mum, dad, and each girl and boy
They'll gasp and they'll cheer
As they drink the free beer

Panache Mon 04-Jun-18 10:56:59

There’ll be a cabaret for all to enjoy
Exciting for mum, dad, and each girl and boy
They'll gasp and they'll cheer
As they drink the free beer
With no one showing signs of being coy

Wearing ones best bib and braces it seems.

Jangran99 Mon 04-Jun-18 23:07:45

Wearing ones best bib and braces it seems
As the occasion necessarily deems

Panache Tue 05-Jun-18 08:15:37

Wearing ones best bib and braces it seems
As the occasion necessarily deems
Always at the ready

henetha Wed 06-Jun-18 10:46:40

Wearing ones best bib and braces it seems
As the occasion necessarily deems
Always at the ready,
Nervous but steady

Panache Wed 06-Jun-18 16:55:22

Wearing ones best bib and braces it seems
As the occasion necessarily deems
Always at the ready,
Nervous but steady
A bit over dressed but they are no has-beens.

Hand me downs I certainly do recall

Jangran99 Wed 06-Jun-18 22:43:44

Hand me downs I certainly do recall
The youngest was worst dressed of us all

Panache Thu 07-Jun-18 09:54:26

Hand me downs I certainly do recall
The youngest was worst dressed of us all
That smocking suited another

FarNorth Thu 07-Jun-18 10:02:20

Hand me downs I certainly do recall
The youngest was worst dressed of us all
That smocking suited another
Not so good on my brother

henetha Thu 07-Jun-18 10:08:45

Hand me downs I certainly do recall
The youngest was worst dressed of us all
That smocking suited another
Not so good on my brother
Especially as I was short and he was tall.

A President who was called Trump

Panache Thu 07-Jun-18 10:17:16

A President who was called Trump
By many he was classed as a chump

Moneyboss Thu 07-Jun-18 17:52:42

A President who was called Trump
By many he was classed as a chump
He made some odd decisions

Panache Thu 07-Jun-18 18:17:22

A President who was called Trump
By many he was classed as a chump
He made some odd decisions
raising all kinds of derisions

Elrel Thu 07-Jun-18 19:45:14

A President who was called Trump
By many he was classed as a chump
He made some odd decisions
raising all kinds of derisions
Come on, USA, just dump!

Elrel Thu 07-Jun-18 19:46:51

The train timetable was changed

Panache Thu 07-Jun-18 20:00:45

The train timetable was changed
appointments were re -arranged

Jangran99 Thu 07-Jun-18 23:15:36

The train timetable was changed
appointments were re -arranged
I'm tired of the fuss

Panache Fri 08-Jun-18 08:40:55

The train timetable was changed
appointments were re -arranged
I'm tired of the fuss
So little time for us

henetha Fri 08-Jun-18 13:08:14

The train timetable was changed
appointments were re -arranged
I'm tired of the fuss
So little time for us,
In fact, I'm feeling deranged!

So I'll travel by buses instead

Bellanonna Fri 08-Jun-18 13:49:40

So I'll travel by buses instead
Guaranteed that I’ll now get ahead

Panache Fri 08-Jun-18 14:50:16

So I'll travel by buses instead
Guaranteed that I’ll now get ahead
Until a puncture delays

Moneyboss Fri 08-Jun-18 18:07:14

So I'll travel by buses instead
Guaranteed that I’ll now get ahead
Until a puncture delays
Oh no! it's one of those days

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