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There once was a Scotman with a beard
That reached to his navel - so weird!
Five birds nested within
His Sporran became grim

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There once was a Scotman with a beard
That reached to his navel - so weird!
Five birds nested within
His Sporran became grim
Until we held him down to be sheared!

A lady thought she looked like Greta Garbo

A lady thought she looked like Greta Garbo
Her opinion of herself were surely not low

A lady thought she looked like Greta Garboldisham
Her opinion of herself were surely not low
When she looked in the mirror

Oops sorry don't know how Garboldisham got there! Should say Garbo.

A lady thought she looked like Greta Garboldisham
Her opinion of herself were surely not low
When she looked in the mirror
She thought she could hear a

A lady thought she looked like Greta Garbo(ldisham)
Her opinion of herself were surely not low
When she looked in the mirror
She thought she could hear a
Voice saying its time now to tweak your brow

This flirty young miss from Dublin city

This flirty young miss from Dublin city
Thought it would be such a pity

This flirty young miss from Dublin city
Thought it would be such a pity
To not play the field

This flirty young miss from Dublin city
Thought it would be such a pity
To not play the field
Which may well yield

This flirty young miss from Dublin city
Thought it would be such a pity
To not play the field
Which may well yield
a rhyme such as this little ditty, !!!!

Here comes the rain again!

Here comes the rain again!
And I declare it is a real pain

Here comes the rain again!
And I declare it is a real pain
Spoiling planned days out to the coast

Here comes the rain again!
And I declare it is a real pain
Spoiling planned days out to the coast
Stopping halfway to have tea and toast

Here comes the rain again!
And I declare it is a real pain
Spoiling planned days out to the coast
Stopping halfway to have tea and toast
'Sorry, no beach, kids' we have to explain

A young man from Korea named Kim

A young man from Korea named Kim
Needs to spend more time in the gym

A young man from Korea named Kim
Needs to spend more time in the gym
Trump is the very able man

A young man from Korea named Kim
Needs to spend more time in the gym
Trump is the very able man
Looks like Kim is a fan

A young man from Korea named Kim
Needs to spend more time in the gym
Trump is the very able man
Looks like Kim is a fan
And both seem to act on a whim.

There once was a teacher in school

There once was a teacher in school
Whom devised this one golden rule

There once was a teacher in school
Whom devised this one golden rule
To stand on one's head

There once was a teacher in school
Whom devised this one golden rule
To stand on one's head
First you get out of bed!!!

There once was a teacher in school
Whom devised this one golden rule
To stand on one's head
First you get out of bed!!!
Then kick your legs up a wall

I found a key upon a path