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Jangran99 Mon 30-Apr-18 18:46:12

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We seem to enjoy writing rhyme

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Panache Thu 14-Jun-18 08:08:50

I found a key upon a path
Its find the owner or face wrath

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henetha Thu 14-Jun-18 12:24:55

I found a key upon a path
Its find the owner or face wrath,
Are they locked out?

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Panache Thu 14-Jun-18 12:49:04

I found a key upon a path
Its find the owner or face wrath,
Are they locked out?
Ouch,this I doubt

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Moneyboss Thu 14-Jun-18 18:14:01

I found a key upon a path
Its find the owner or face wrath,
Are they locked out?
Ouch,this I doubt
They want to get in for a bath

Today the world cup starts

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Panache Thu 14-Jun-18 18:27:50

Today the world cup starts
So many follow these charts

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Jangran99 Thu 14-Jun-18 22:42:50

Today the world cup starts
So many follow these charts
The beautiful game

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Panache Fri 15-Jun-18 08:36:22

Today the world cup starts
So many follow these charts
The beautiful game
No longer that tame

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Jangran99 Fri 15-Jun-18 11:09:28

Today the world cup starts
So many follow these charts
The beautiful game
No longer that tame
So should we just stick to darts?

Carpet bowls is the game I like best

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Panache Fri 15-Jun-18 11:56:23

Carpet bowls is the game I like best
Sea and water games here in the west

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henetha Fri 15-Jun-18 14:27:27

Carpet bowls is the game I like best
Sea and water games here in the west.
How about orienteering?

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Panache Fri 15-Jun-18 15:05:37

Carpet bowls is the game I like best
Sea and water games here in the west.
How about orienteering?
Or perhaps volunteering?

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Moneyboss Fri 15-Jun-18 17:31:33

Carpet bowls is the game I like best
Sea and water games here in the west.
How about orienteering?
Or perhaps volunteering?
All to be done in your vest.

The holiday season is upon us

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Panache Fri 15-Jun-18 18:31:27

The holiday season is upon us
Whilst many locals tend to cuss

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Elrel Fri 15-Jun-18 20:37:17

The holiday season is upon us
Whilst many locals tend to cuss
But I do like a dip in the briny

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Barberdice Fri 15-Jun-18 21:07:46

The holiday season is upon us
Whilst many locals tend to cuss
But I do like a dip in the briny
And this dip is always a skinny!

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Jangran99 Sat 16-Jun-18 00:08:13

The holiday season is upon us
Whilst many locals tend to cuss
But I do like a dip in the briny
And this dip is always a skinny!
So come on ,we won't make a fuss.

There was a mature lady from Devon

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Belgravian Sat 16-Jun-18 00:15:52

There was a mature lady from Devon
Who fancied the pants off Andre Previn

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Panache Sat 16-Jun-18 07:56:06

There was a mature lady from Devon
Who fancied the pants off Andre Previn
Looking all prim, dressed to kill

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henetha Sat 16-Jun-18 10:08:14

There was a mature lady from Devon
Who fancied the pants off Andre Previn
Looking all prim, dressed to kill,
Vowing that have him she will

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Panache Sat 16-Jun-18 17:38:10

There was a mature lady from Devon
Who fancied the pants off Andre Previn
Looking all prim, dressed to kill,
Vowing that have him she will
Then live her life to the full in heaven.

Heaven had already prepared indeed

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henetha Sun 17-Jun-18 10:20:48

Heaven had already prepared indeed
For her and Andre a sumptuous feed

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Panache Sun 17-Jun-18 11:01:11

Heaven had already prepared indeed
For her and Andre a sumptuous feed
Honey spread on bread of life

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henetha Sun 17-Jun-18 13:39:43

Heaven had already prepared indeed
For her and Andre a sumptuous feed
Honey spread on bread of life.
He said "Will you be my wife?"

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Panache Sun 17-Jun-18 15:27:54

Heaven had already prepared indeed
For her and Andre a sumptuous feed
Honey spread on bread of life.
He said "Will you be my wife?"
She whisperd yes with haste and speed

Will it be a Show packed affair ?

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Jangran99 Sun 17-Jun-18 23:44:25

Will it be a Show packed affair ?
The Glitterati will all be there

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