LIMERICKS 4

When I grow up what shall I be
There are so many options open to me
Ballerina or pilot?
Mine might cause a riot

When I grow up what shall I be
There are so many options open to me
Ballerina or pilot?
Mine might cause a riot
'Cos I'd like to fill the Trump vacancy.

Surely Trump cannot last much longer?

Surely Trump cannot last much longer?
Or is his support getting stronger?

Surely Trump cannot last much longer?
Or is his support getting stronger
As he is no friend of mine

Surely Trump cannot last much longer?
Or is his support getting stronger
As he is no friend of mine
No question of going to dine

Surely Trump cannot last much longer?
Or is his support getting stronger
As he is no friend of mine
No question of going to dine
What if perhaps he was a little younger?

Talking about Meghan and her Ascot attire?

Talking about Meghan and her Ascot attire?
Harry agrees she sets the world on fire

Talking about Meghan and her Ascot attire?
Harry agrees she sets the world on fire
Is she just a clothes horse

Talking about Meghan and her Ascot attire?
Harry agrees she sets the world on fire
Is she just a clothes horse
I doubt this of course

Talking about Meghan and her Ascot attire?
Harry agrees she sets the world on fire
Is she just a clothes horse
I doubt this of course,
Whatever she does, not all will admire.

A young man from London called Cedric

A young man from London called Cedric
Had the great ambition to become a medic

A young man from London called Cedric
Had the great ambition to become a medic.
He studied for years

A young man from London called Cedric
Had the great ambition to become a medic.
He studied for years
To care for old dears

A young man from London called Cedric
Had the great ambition to become a medic.
He studied for years
To care for old dears
They all said he was such a tonic.

There was an old parson in Frome

There was an old parson in Frome
Now stuck in this Old people`s home

There was an old parson in Frome
Now stuck in this Old people`s home
With escape plans in place

There was an old parson in Frome
Now stuck in this Old people`s home
With escape plans in place
He had the good grace

There was an old parson in Frome
Now stuck in this Old people`s home
With escape plans in place
He had the good grace
To write his farewell in a pome (poem)

When I was a very small child

When I was a very small child
I was always so meek and so mild

When I was a very small child
I was always so meek and so mild
I did all I was bidden

When I was a very small child
I was always so meek and so mild
I did all I was bidden
And kept my thoughts hidden

When I was a very small child
I was always so meek and so mild
I did all I was bidden
And kept my thoughts hidden

When I was a very small child
I was always so meek and so mild
I did all I was bidden
And kept my thoughts hidden
Those around me I charmed and vehicles

Now I've reached the teenager years

Sorry ,Predictive text .
Those around me I charmed and beguiled

Now I've reached the teenager years

Now I've reached the teenager years
Wont be long till I call mum, my old dear