LIMERICKS 4

Will it be a Show packed affair ?
The Glitterati will all be there
All suited and booted

Will it be a Show packed affair ?
The Glitterati will all be there
All suited and booted
With voices well muted

Will it be a Show packed affair ?
The Glitterati will all be there
All suited and booted
With voices well muted
To greet the matrimonial pair.

I'd love to have been a bit taller

I'd love to have been a bit taller,
Instead I just ended up smaller

I'd love to have been a bit taller,
Instead I just ended up smaller
so not truly enamoured

I'd love to have been a bit taller,
Instead I just ended up smaller
so not truly enamoured
Being downwardly hammered

I'd love to have been a bit taller,
Instead I just ended up smaller
so not truly enamoured
Being downwardly hammered
But pleased to add I `m quite a scholar

Perhaps my education was the proof

Perhaps my education was the proof
Although I may seem aloof

Perhaps my education was the proof
Although I may seem aloof
My maths make the grade

Perhaps my education was the proof
Although I may seem aloof
My maths make the grade
When bills must be paid

Perhaps my education was the proof
Although I may seem aloof
My maths make the grade
When bills must be paid
Can the same be said for today's "yoof"?

I went to a good school indeed

I went to a good school indeed
It covered all my educational needs

I went to a good school indeed
It covered all my educational needs
My resulting degree

I went to a good school indeed
It covered all my educational needs
My resulting degree
Was my futures key

I went to a good school indeed
It covered all my educational needs
My resulting degree
Was my futures key
Thus my life thereafter was decreed

Uniforms and those days of yore

Uniforms and those days of yore,
Navy knickers, gymslip, beret, what a bore

Uniforms and those days of yore,
Navy knickers, gymslip, beret, what a bore
Yet by some worn with pride

Uniforms and those days of yore,
Navy knickers, gymslip, beret, what a bore
Yet by some worn with pride
And some they felt tied

Uniforms and those days of yore,
Navy knickers, gymslip, beret, what a bore
Yet by some worn with pride
And some they felt tied
But tying their tie was a chore

A young lad set off to school

A young lad set off to school
His Mum said ‘Don’t play the fool’

A young lad set off to school
His Mum said ‘Don’t play the fool’
So he did all his sums

A young lad set off to school
His Mum said ‘Don’t play the fool’
So he did all his sums
Between playing his drums

A young lad set off to school
His Mum said ‘Don’t play the fool’
So he did all his sums
Between playing his drums
No wonder his pals thought him cool

When I grow up what shall I be

When I grow up what shall I be
There are so many options open to me

When I grow up what shall I be
There are so many options open to me
Ballerina or pilot?