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Jangran99 Mon 30-Apr-18 18:46:12

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We seem to enjoy writing rhyme

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Moneyboss Fri 04-May-18 18:34:10

It's getting nearer to the wedding date
One of the guests is named Kate

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FarNorth Fri 04-May-18 20:50:52

It's getting nearer to the wedding date
One of the guests is named Kate
Fred and Ned and Ted also

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Barberdice Fri 04-May-18 22:43:33

It's getting nearer to the wedding date
One of the guests is named Kate
Fred and Ned and Ted also
Wonder if Jed will give it a go

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FarNorth Fri 04-May-18 23:25:19

It's getting nearer to the wedding date
One of the guests is named Kate
Fred and Ned and Ted also
Wonder if Jed will give it a go
Do you think the bride will turn up late?

There once was a builder from Ealing

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Jangran99 Sat 05-May-18 06:28:41

There once was a builder from Ealing
Who was doing some work on our ceiling

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Barberdice Sat 05-May-18 07:22:56

There once was a builder from Ealing
Who was doing some work on our ceiling
He suddenly felt dizzy

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travelsafar Sat 05-May-18 07:29:02

There once was a builder from Ealing
Who was doing some work on our ceiling
He suddenly felt dizzy
Me, I got into a tizzy
when he fell and from this i'm still reeling!!!

The sun is shining brightly

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Barberdice Sat 05-May-18 07:36:52

The sun is shining brightly
I'm feeling rather spritely

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Panache Sat 05-May-18 08:52:30

The sun is shining brightly
I'm feeling rather spritely
the day is young

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henetha Sat 05-May-18 09:55:13

The sun is shining brightly
I'm feeling rather spritely
the day is young
And spring has sprung

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Barberdice Sat 05-May-18 10:46:42

The sun is shining brightly
I'm feeling rather spritely
The day is young
And spring has sprung
I'm happy morning, noon and

John loved to play at snooker

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Barberdice Sat 05-May-18 10:48:31

Oops
Last line should say:
I'm happy morning, noon and nightly!

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Panache Sat 05-May-18 16:06:50

John loved to play at snooker
Whilst I held forth at the cooker

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Barberdice Sat 05-May-18 17:45:57

John loved to play at snooker
Whilst I held forth at the cooker
His idol was Jimmy White

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Moneyboss Sat 05-May-18 18:48:40

John loved to play at snooker
Whilst I held forth at the cooker
His idol was Jimmy White
Who could pot balls with such might

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Elrel Sat 05-May-18 21:19:41

John loved to play at snooker
Whilst I held forth at the cooker
His idol was Jimmy White
Who could pot balls with such might
But my John's a much better looker!

On Monday I've got a day off

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Panache Sun 06-May-18 08:46:27

On Monday I've got a day off
So on some treats I shall scoff

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FarNorth Sun 06-May-18 10:29:16

On Monday I've got a day off
So on some treats I shall scoff
Toffees and biscuits

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Panache Sun 06-May-18 11:21:22

On Monday I've got a day off
So on some treats I shall scoff
Toffees and biscuits
No calling it quits

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henetha Sun 06-May-18 11:56:24

On Monday I've got a day off
So on some treats I shall scoff
Toffees and biscuits
No calling it quits
While watching the snooker play-off.

The weeds are now growing so fast

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Squiffy Sun 06-May-18 12:36:49

The weeds are now growing so fast
I'm feeling completely aghast

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FarNorth Sun 06-May-18 12:43:07

The weeds are now growing so fast
I'm feeling completely aghast
I'll buy a flame-thrower

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travelsafar Sun 06-May-18 16:41:49

The weeds are now growing so fast
I'm feeling completely aghast
I'll buy a flame-thrower
Or use the lawn mower

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Panache Sun 06-May-18 17:12:01

The weeds are now growing so fast
I'm feeling completely aghast
I'll buy a flame-thrower
Or use the lawn mower
My love of gardening has now past!

Far better to lie there in this sunshine

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Elrel Sun 06-May-18 18:25:57

Far better to lie there in this sunshine
In park or in garden with wine

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