LIMERICKS 4

Today is a day for hot soup
To keep me from starting to droop

Today is a day for hot soup
To keep me from starting to droop
I'll don thicker socks

With sunshine the forecaste for our Mayday treats
Perhaps it bodes well for those nice family "meets"

Today is a day for hot soup
To keep me from starting to droop
I'll don thicker socks
A woolly hat o'er my locks

Today is a day for hot soup
To keep me from starting to droop
I'll don thicker socks
A woolly hat o'er my locks
And with joy, you will not hear me whoop.

There once was a dog who ate carpet

There once was a dog who ate carpet
He's a naughty little varmit!!

There once was a dog who ate carpet
He's a naughty little varmit!!
His tummy was extended

There once was a dog who ate carpet
He's a naughty little varmit!!
His tummy was extended
And his legs rather bended

There once was a dog who ate carpet
He's a naughty little varmit!!
His tummy was extended
And his legs rather bended
Though the pain passed when he f...ted!

Sunshine heralds a rush to the coast

Sunshine heralds a rush to the coast
Beside the sea is what I love most

Sunshine heralds a rush to the coast
Beside the sea is what I love most
I stretch out on the sand

Sunshine heralds a rush to the coast
Beside the sea is what I love most
I stretch out on the sand
In the hope I'll get tanned

Sunshine heralds a rush to the coast
Beside the sea is what I love most
I stretch out on the sand
In the hope I'll get tanned
Just a nice bronze, not like burnt toast!

When wearing these sun factor creams

When wearing these sun factor creams
A deep tan is no longer our dreams

When wearing these sun factor creams
A deep tan is no longer our dreams
Just need to look healthy

When wearing these sun factor creams
A deep tan is no longer our dreams
Just need to look healthy
Not celebrity wealthy

When wearing these sun factor creams
A deep tan is no longer our dreams
Just need to look healthy
Not celebrity wealthy
Even if falling apart at the seams

Seems I might need a sun hat this weekend

Seems I might need a sun hat this weekend
Think my sister has one she can lend

Seems I might need a sun hat this weekend
Think my sister has one she can lend
A long cool drink at hand

Seems I might need a sun hat this weekend
Think my sister has one she can lend
A long cool drink at hand
Relaxation is planned

Seems I might need a sun hat this weekend
Think my sister has one she can lend
A long cool drink at hand
Relaxation is planned,
A siesta in the garden is what I intend.

I applied fake tan to my legs today

I applied fake tan to my legs today
Knowing that they will be on display

I applied fake tan to my legs today
Knowing that they will be on display
I don't want them pasty

I applied fake tan to my legs today
Knowing that they will be on display
I don't want them pasty
`Cos they look so ghastly

I applied fake tan to my legs today
Knowing that they will be on display
I don't want them pasty
Cos they look so ghastly
And they could scare the sunshine away!

It's getting nearer to the wedding date