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An ex Foreign Secretary called Boris
Imbibed just a wee deoch-an-doris
He has created a political storm

n ex Foreign Secretary called Boris
Imbibed just a wee deoch-an-doris
He has created a political storm
For him this quite the norm!!

Imbibed just a wee deoch-an-doris
He has created a political storm
For him this quite the norm!!
Now he's left in a small vintage Morris.

Joan once thought she'd jump on a spaceship

An ex Foreign Secretary called Boris
Imbibed just a wee deoch-an-doris
He has created a political storm
For him this quite the norm!!
Now he's left in a small vintage Morris.

Joan once thought she'd jump on a spaceship

Joan once thought she'd jump on a spaceship
Which sped off to moon base -ZIP-

Joan once thought she'd jump on a spaceship
Which sped off to moon base -ZIP-
Her spacesuit sprung a leak

Joan once thought she'd jump on a spaceship
Which sped off to moon base -ZIP-
Her spacesuit sprung a leak
And then in just over a week

Joan once thought she'd jump on a spaceship
Which sped off to moon base -ZIP-
Her spacesuit sprung a leak
And then in just over a week
She was nothing more than a sad little newsclip.

We can ride on Richard Branson's exotic rocket

We can ride on Richard Branson's exotic rocket
having made sure of enough cash in your pocket

We can ride on Richard Branson's exotic rocket
Having made sure of enough cash in your pocket
Explore and enjoy his Tropical Isles

We can ride on Richard Branson's exotic rocket
Having made sure of enough cash in your pocket
Explore and enjoy his Tropical Isles
Fly 1st class with Virgon, go there in style

We can ride on Richard Branson's exotic rocket
Having made sure of enough cash in your pocket
Explore and enjoy his Tropical Isles
Fly 1st class with Virgon, go there in style
Just hope they keep hold of their well used docket

Back down on this earth t`was a cattle stampede

Back down on this earth was a cattle stampede
Which powerful POTUS strode to impede

Back down on this earth was a cattle stampede
Which powerful POTUS strode to impede
Disruption was the name of the game

Back down on this earth was a cattle stampede
Which powerful POTUS strode to impede
Disruption was the name of the game,
He'll do anything to bring himself fame

Back down on this earth was a cattle stampede
Which powerful POTUS strode to impede
Disruption was the name of the game,
He'll do anything to bring himself fame
Thus far has he managed to do a great deed?

With our final summer Bank holiday in sight

With our final summer Bank holiday in sight
It will end those long summer nights

With our final summer Bank holiday in sight
It will end those long summer nights
A warm entry into the falls

With our final summer Bank holiday in sight
It will end those long summer nights,
So the days will grow cooler

With our final summer Bank holiday in sight
It will end those long summer nights,
So the days will grow cooler
Which will seem really peculiar

With our final summer Bank holiday in sight
It will end those long summer nights,
So the days will grow cooler
Which will seem really peculiar
Then comes the Fall with those colours bright.

Leaves of rich burgundy,ochres and russet

Leaves of rich burgundy,ochres and russet
Means needing warmer knickers and gusset
(apologies for lowering the tone but could not think of
anything else which rhymes with russet!)

(Seems to fit nicely so you are forgiven Henetha!!)

Leaves of rich burgundy,ochres and russet
Means needing warmer knickers and gusset
Crunchy brown leaves underfoot

Leaves of rich burgundy,ochres and russet
Means needing warmer knickers and gusset
Crunchy brown leaves underfoot,
Chimneys need cleaning of soot,

Leaves of rich burgundy,ochres and russet
Means needing warmer knickers and gusset
Crunchy brown leaves underfoot,
Chimneys need cleaning of soot,
Whilst it certainly gets us here to discuss it

Days are certainly now drawing in