LIMERICKS 4

Days are certainly now drawing in
So it's out with the bottle of gin

Days are certainly now drawing in
So it's out with the bottle of gin
Surmising one`s life

Days are certainly now drawing in,
So it’s out with a bottle of gin.
Surmising one's life,
As a dutiful wife

Days are certainly now drawing in,
So it’s out with a bottle of gin.
Surmising one's life,
As a dutiful wife
Or as someone who was full of sin

Have you heard of Hurricane Percy?

Have you heard of Hurricane Percy?
Threatening to strike with no shred of mercy,

Have you heard of Hurricane Percy?
Threatening to strike with no shred of mercy,
Time to batten down the hatches

Have you heard of Hurricane Percy?
Threatening to strike with no shred of mercy,
Time to batten down the hatches,
And sort out candles and matches,

Have you heard of Hurricane Percy?
Threatening to strike with no shred of mercy,
Time to batten down the hatches,
And sort out candles and matches,
When its over shall we all then do a curtsy??

Preparations are nigh for the final holiday

Preparations are nigh for the final holiday,
Roads will fill as people feel they have to get away

Preparations are nigh for the final holiday,
Roads will fill as people feel they have to get away
To the country or coast

Preparations are nigh for the final holiday,
Roads will fill as people feel they have to get away
To the country or coast
Camping,beans on toast

Preparations are nigh for the final holiday,
Roads will fill as people feel they have to get away
To the country or coast
Camping,beans on toast,
So, boys and girls, lets come out to play.

In my garden are too many brambles

In my garden are too many brambles,
It is nothing short of a shambles

In my garden are too many brambles,
It is nothing short of a shambles
Keeping one "hands on!

In my garden are too many brambles,
It is nothing short of a shambles
Keeping one “hands on”!
On ladders one stands on

In my garden are too many brambles,
It is nothing short of a shambles
Keeping one “hands on”!
On ladders one stands on
With balance one cautiously gambles.

A parrot flew up to the roof

A parrot flew up to the roof
The looks it gave were aloof!!!

A parrot flew up to the roof
The looks it gave were aloof!!!
Shall I tempt it down?

A parrot flew up to the roof
The looks it gave were aloof!!!
Shall I tempt it down?
To my home of renown?

A parrot flew up to the roof
The looks that it gave were aloof!!
Shall I tempt it down
To my home of renown?
Or is this whole rhyme just a spoof?!

A dog walker out in the park

A dog walker out in the park
Thought he'd sing out loud, just for a lark,

A dog walker out in the park
Thought he'd sing out loud, just for a lark,
As he merrily trilled a tune

A dog walker out in the park
Thought he'd sing out loud, just for a lark,
As he merrily trilled a tune
He sat playing his spoons

A dog walker out in the park
Thought he'd sing out loud, just for a lark,
As he merrily trilled a tune
He sat playing his spoons
And his hound joined in with a bark.

There was keen pot, a Gran,