LIMERICKS 4

There's a bit of a 'nip' in the air today
I think my heating ON will stay

There's a bit of a 'nip' in the air today
I think my heating ON will stay
Whilst many are beach bound

There's a bit of a 'nip' in the air today
I think my heating ON will stay
Whilst many are beach bound
I have warmer clothes found

There's a bit of a 'nip' in the air today
I think my heating ON will stay
Whilst many are beach bound
I have warmer clothes found
A long warm "Indian Summer" I pray

The campers will be squelching underfoot

The campers will be squelching underfoot
And tents will be soggy no matter where put

The campers will be squelching underfoot
And tents will be soggy no matter where put
Tempers might well be frayed

The campers will be squelching underfoot
And tents will be soggy no matter where put
Tempers might well be frayed
Leading to lots of First Aid

The campers will be squelching underfoot
And tents will be soggy no matter where put
Tempers might well be frayed
Leading to lots of First Aid
And the length of the holiday cut!

There was a young man from Dublin

There was a young man from Dublin
Who decided that he would go clubbing

There was a young man from Dublin
Who decided that he would go clubbing
Colourful gear he set out

There was a young man from Dublin
Who decided that he would go clubbing
Colourful gear he set out
And he had no doubt

There was a young man from Dublin
Who decided that he would go clubbing
Colourful gear he set out
And he had no doubt
That his girl total he would be doubling

One night when Anne was going dancing

One night when Anne was going dancing
a group nearby were merrily prancing

One night when Anne was going dancing
a group nearby were merrily prancing
She asked one to dance

One night when Anne was going dancing
a group nearby were merrily prancing
She asked one to dance
Could this be a romance?

One night when Anne was going dancing
a group nearby were merrily prancing
She asked one to dance
Could this be a romance?
More likely to be a dalliance!!!

The sun is shinning brightly up in blue blue sky

The sun is shinning brightly up in blue blue sky
I often gaze up there and wonder why

The sun is shinning brightly up in blue blue sky
I often gaze up there and wonder why
The world can't be a peaceful place

The sun is shinning brightly up in blue blue sky
I often gaze up there and wonder why
The world can't be a peaceful place
Too many differences within our races

The sun is shinning brightly up in blue blue sky
I often gaze up there and wonder why
The world can't be a peaceful place
Too many differences within our races
But what a beautiful planet, I'll love it till I die.

An old man from just outside Leicester

An old man from just outside Leicester
Had a big toe that started to fester

An old man from just outside Leicester
Had a big toe that started to fester
It throbbed and gave pain

An old man from just outside Leicester
Had a big toe that started to fester
It throbbed and gave pain
Nearly drove him insane

An old man from just outside Leicester
Had a big toe that started to fester
It throbbed and gave pain
Nearly drove him insane
As he hopped about like a jester.

There once was a dancer named May

There once was a dancer named May
Who was talked of for many a day