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LIMERICKS 4

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Jangran99 Mon 30-Apr-18 18:46:12

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We seem to enjoy writing rhyme

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travelsafar Sat 01-Sept-18 07:45:19

There once was a dancer named May
Who was talked of for many a day
She danced the fan dance with aplomb!!!

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henetha Sat 01-Sept-18 10:56:59

There once was a dancer named May
Who was talked of for many a day
She danced the fan dance with aplomb!!!
Shimmying around with not much on!

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henetha Sun 02-Sept-18 10:31:39

There once was a dancer named May
Who was talked of for many a day
She danced the fan dance with aplomb!!!
Shimmying around with not much on!
I wonder if she'll be dancing today?

There are ducks on the pond in the park

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travelsafar Sun 02-Sept-18 19:57:21

There are ducks on the pond in the park
They cover their heads when it's dark

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Elrel Mon 03-Sept-18 00:04:55

There are ducks on the pond in the park
They cover their heads when it's dark
Please don't feed them bread

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FarNorth Mon 03-Sept-18 00:30:50

There are ducks on the pond in the park
They cover their heads when it's dark
Please don't feed them bread
That's what they have said

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henetha Mon 03-Sept-18 10:17:47

There are ducks on the pond in the park
They cover their heads when it's dark
Please don't feed them bread
That's what they have said
So I'll feed 'em cake, what a lark!

Chris Evans is leaving Radio Two

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Elrel Mon 03-Sept-18 16:38:04

Chris Evans is leaving Radio Two
On Virgin he has a new show to do

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FarNorth Mon 03-Sept-18 20:34:15

Chris Evans is leaving Radio Two
On Virgin he has a new show to do
Will we all tune in?

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henetha Tue 04-Sept-18 09:23:12

Chris Evans is leaving Radio Two
On Virgin he has a new show to do
Will we all tune in?
To hear his merry din?

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travelsafar Thu 06-Sept-18 17:17:52

Chris Evans is leaving Radio Two
On Virgin he has a new show to do
Will we all tune in?
To hear his merry din?
Why did everyone get in a stew!!!

Its turning cold and grey today

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henetha Fri 07-Sept-18 10:21:58

Its turning cold and grey today
I'll need a scarf if I go out to play

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travelsafar Sun 09-Sept-18 08:38:54

Its turning cold and grey today
I'll need a scarf if I go out to play
The hot hot summer heat has fled

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henetha Mon 10-Sept-18 10:02:40

Its turning cold and grey today
I'll need a scarf if I go out to play
The hot hot summer heat has fled
More blankets now on my bed

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Bellanonna Mon 10-Sept-18 13:24:25

Its turning cold and grey today
I'll need a scarf if I go out to play
The hot hot summer heat has fled
More blankets now on my bed
And longer nights are on their way

There once was a limerick writer

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Elrel Mon 10-Sept-18 22:27:02

There once was a Limerick writer
Who was also a Kung Fu fighter

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FarNorth Tue 11-Sept-18 06:45:09

There once was a Limerick writer
Who was also a Kung Fu fighter
Admired by all

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henetha Tue 11-Sept-18 10:34:29

There once was a Limerick writer
Who was also a Kung Fu fighter
Admired by all,
But he took a bad fall

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travelsafar Tue 11-Sept-18 10:58:34

There once was a Limerick writer
Who was also a Kung Fu fighter
Admired by all,
But he took a bad fall
Should've tied his shoelaces tighter!!!

Kirsty Allsop had a strop!!!

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Bellanonna Tue 11-Sept-18 14:35:57

Kirsty Allsop had a strop!!!
She watched the iPad heavily drop

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henetha Wed 12-Sept-18 09:57:09

Kirsty Allsop had a strop!!!
She watched the iPad heavily drop
After giving it a bash

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travelsafar Wed 12-Sept-18 11:25:26

Kirsty Allsop had a strop!!!
She watched the iPad heavily drop
After giving it a bash
She had to put it in the trash!!

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Flossieturner Wed 12-Sept-18 11:41:32

Kirsty Allsop had strop
She watched the iPad heavily drop
After giving it a bash
She had to put in the trash
Expensive way to blow one top

Hurrah the kids are back at school

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travelsafar Thu 13-Sept-18 08:25:29

Hurrah the kids are back at school
Some find it hard to follow the rule

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henetha Thu 13-Sept-18 09:22:47

Hurrah the kids are back at school
Some find it hard to follow the rule,
Some teachers are wary

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