LIMERICKS 5

I'm thinking of joining the army
My friends all think I'm quite barmy
But I know it’s just right
As I'm longing to fight

I'm thinking of joining the army
My friends all think I'm quite barmy
But I know it’s just right
As I'm longing to fight
And who knows? I might learn origami

I’m enjoying a late autumn day

I'm thinking of joining the army
My friends all think I'm quite barmy
But I know it’s just right
Cos I love a good fight!

Oops!

I’m enjoying a late autumn day
With leaves where I frolic and play

I’m enjoying a late autumn day
With leaves where I frolic and play
But that’s wishful thinking

I’m enjoying a late autumn day
With leaves where I frolic and play
But that’s wishful thinking
So now I am drinking

I'm enjoying a late autumn day
With leaves where I frolic and play
But that's wishful thinking
So now I am drinking
Just hoping the rain stays away

They're preparing to enter the jungle

They're preparing to enter the jungle
Geoffrey, and Zippy and Bungle..

They're preparing to enter the jungle
Should their luxury be antifungal?

Miss A Great post!

can you imagine being stuck in the jungle with those 3?

They're preparing to enter the jungle
Geoffrey, and Zippy and Bungle..
A great rainbow crew

They're preparing to enter the jungle
Geoffrey, and Zippy and Bungle..
A great rainbow crew
And, I hope, me too!

They're preparing to enter the jungle
Geoffrey, and Zippy and Bungle..
A great rainbow crew
And, I hope, me too!
And,of course, my dear Aunty Fungal!

My family are all a bit scatty

My family are all a bit scatty
(I suppose that sounds a bit catty)

My family are all a bit scatty
(I suppose that sounds a bit catty)
But I love them to bits

My family are all a bit scatty
(I suppose that sounds a bit catty)
But I love them to bits,
Even though short on wits

My family are all a bit scatty
(I suppose that sounds a bit catty)
But I love them to bits,
Even though short on wits
And at times drive me batty!!

I'm going to the bakers to see what i can buy

I'm going to the bakers to see what i can buy
They sell some lovely bread and cakes and make a decent pie

I'm going to the bakers to see what i can buy
They sell some lovely bread and cakes and make a decent pie
But these delights, once past my lips

I'm going to the bakers to see what i can buy
They sell some lovely bread and cakes and make a decent pie
But these delights, once past my lips
Will undoubtedly expand my hips

I'm going to the bakers to see what i can buy
They sell some lovely bread and cakes and make a decent pie
But these delights, once past my lips
Will undoubtedly expand my hips
Then when i stand upon the scales it makes me start to cry!!!

Snow white doves of peace flew high today

Snow white doves of peace flew high today
Over fields of poppies, as if to say

Snow white doves of peace flew high today
Over fields of poppies, as if to say
God give peace to all who were lost