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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

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JoyBloggs Thu 08-Nov-18 08:47:55

I'm thinking of joining the army
My friends all think I'm quite barmy
But I know it’s just right
As I'm longing to fight

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Bellanonna Thu 08-Nov-18 10:45:08

I'm thinking of joining the army
My friends all think I'm quite barmy
But I know it’s just right
As I'm longing to fight
And who knows? I might learn origami

I’m enjoying a late autumn day

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FarNorth Thu 08-Nov-18 13:27:46

I'm thinking of joining the army
My friends all think I'm quite barmy
But I know it’s just right
Cos I love a good fight!

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FarNorth Thu 08-Nov-18 13:28:19

Oops!

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FarNorth Thu 08-Nov-18 13:29:23

I’m enjoying a late autumn day
With leaves where I frolic and play

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Jangran99 Thu 08-Nov-18 16:55:39

I’m enjoying a late autumn day
With leaves where I frolic and play
But that’s wishful thinking

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FarNorth Thu 08-Nov-18 18:48:28

I’m enjoying a late autumn day
With leaves where I frolic and play
But that’s wishful thinking
So now I am drinking

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Barberdice Thu 08-Nov-18 22:43:43

I'm enjoying a late autumn day
With leaves where I frolic and play
But that's wishful thinking
So now I am drinking
Just hoping the rain stays away

They're preparing to enter the jungle

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MissAdventure Thu 08-Nov-18 23:02:39

They're preparing to enter the jungle
Geoffrey, and Zippy and Bungle..

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Jangran99 Thu 08-Nov-18 23:04:26

They're preparing to enter the jungle
Should their luxury be antifungal?

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Jangran99 Thu 08-Nov-18 23:09:39

Miss A smile Great post!

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MissAdventure Thu 08-Nov-18 23:22:02

grin can you imagine being stuck in the jungle with those 3?

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Jangran99 Thu 08-Nov-18 23:46:12

They're preparing to enter the jungle
Geoffrey, and Zippy and Bungle..
A great rainbow crew

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henetha Fri 09-Nov-18 10:50:02

They're preparing to enter the jungle
Geoffrey, and Zippy and Bungle..
A great rainbow crew
And, I hope, me too!

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Jangran99 Fri 09-Nov-18 19:52:01

They're preparing to enter the jungle
Geoffrey, and Zippy and Bungle..
A great rainbow crew
And, I hope, me too!
And,of course, my dear Aunty Fungal!

My family are all a bit scatty

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Polly48 Fri 09-Nov-18 20:59:47

My family are all a bit scatty
(I suppose that sounds a bit catty)

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Jangran99 Fri 09-Nov-18 23:30:18

My family are all a bit scatty
(I suppose that sounds a bit catty)
But I love them to bits

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henetha Sat 10-Nov-18 10:35:03

My family are all a bit scatty
(I suppose that sounds a bit catty)
But I love them to bits,
Even though short on wits

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travelsafar Sat 10-Nov-18 18:31:37

My family are all a bit scatty
(I suppose that sounds a bit catty)
But I love them to bits,
Even though short on wits
And at times drive me batty!!

I'm going to the bakers to see what i can buy

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Bellanonna Sat 10-Nov-18 18:58:41

I'm going to the bakers to see what i can buy
They sell some lovely bread and cakes and make a decent pie

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Jangran99 Sun 11-Nov-18 08:31:18

I'm going to the bakers to see what i can buy
They sell some lovely bread and cakes and make a decent pie
But these delights, once past my lips

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henetha Sun 11-Nov-18 11:18:53

I'm going to the bakers to see what i can buy
They sell some lovely bread and cakes and make a decent pie
But these delights, once past my lips
Will undoubtedly expand my hips

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travelsafar Sun 11-Nov-18 13:17:25

I'm going to the bakers to see what i can buy
They sell some lovely bread and cakes and make a decent pie
But these delights, once past my lips
Will undoubtedly expand my hips
Then when i stand upon the scales it makes me start to cry!!!

Snow white doves of peace flew high today

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Polly48 Sun 11-Nov-18 15:53:38

Snow white doves of peace flew high today
Over fields of poppies, as if to say

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travelsafar Sun 11-Nov-18 18:26:22

Snow white doves of peace flew high today
Over fields of poppies, as if to say
God give peace to all who were lost

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