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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

Bellanonna Mon 12-Nov-18 09:06:22

Snow white doves of peace flew high today
Over fields of poppies, as if to say
God give peace to all who were lost
We must never forget the terrible cost

Jangran99 Mon 12-Nov-18 09:20:23

Snow white doves of peace flew high today
Over fields of poppies, as if to say
God give peace to all who were lost
We must never forget the terrible cost
And end all wars dear God we pray

Shopping frenzy has started now

henetha Mon 12-Nov-18 10:31:09

Shopping frenzy has started now
Gotta get it all done, somehow!

Panache Mon 12-Nov-18 11:02:17

Shopping frenzy has started now
Gotta get it all done, somehow!
Credit cards at the double

Polly48 Mon 12-Nov-18 14:30:26

Shopping frenzy has started now
Gotta get it all done somehow!
Credit cards at the double
With the bank there’ll be trouble!

Panache Mon 12-Nov-18 17:13:18

Shopping frenzy has started now
Gotta get it all done somehow!
Credit cards at the double
With the bank there’ll be trouble!
As our funding reverts to low!

Cherish the thoughts of yesteryear

Jangran99 Mon 12-Nov-18 21:20:45

Cherish the thoughts of yesteryear
But I look to our future, dear

henetha Tue 13-Nov-18 09:52:14

Cherish the thoughts of yesteryear
But I look to our future, dear
Learning lessons from the past

Panache Tue 13-Nov-18 11:14:03

Cherish the thoughts of yesteryear
But I look to our future, dear
Learning lessons from the past
Wraps up life ahead in a tight cast

Jangran99 Tue 13-Nov-18 23:43:34

Cherish the thoughts of yesteryear
But I look to our future, dear
Learning lessons from the past
Wraps up life ahead in a tight cast
Let's just hope there's much to cheer.

I like limericks sharp and witty

Bellanonna Tue 13-Nov-18 23:45:12

I like limericks sharp and witty
Sometimes comical, sometimes gritty

Jangran99 Tue 13-Nov-18 23:51:44

I like limericks sharp and witty
Sometimes comical, sometimes gritty
Maybe even naughty in places

Bellanonna Wed 14-Nov-18 00:15:43

I like limericks sharp and witty
Sometimes comical, sometimes gritty
Maybe even naughty in places
Though never having airs and graces
This isn’t a limerick! What a pity ?

I once met a man on the train

Jangran99 Wed 14-Nov-18 00:31:53

I once met a man on the train

Jangran99 Wed 14-Nov-18 00:33:33

Oops
I once met a man on the train
Handsome and quite a good brain

FarNorth Wed 14-Nov-18 07:52:10

I once met a man on the train
Handsome and quite a good brain
We had v clever chat

Jangran99 Wed 14-Nov-18 07:54:06

I once met a man on the train
Handsome and quite a good brain
We had v clever chat
And I thought that was that

henetha Wed 14-Nov-18 10:55:05

I once met a man on the train
Handsome and quite a good brain
We had v clever chat
And I thought that was that,
I was right;- never saw him again!

The Spice Girls are planning a come-back

Panache Wed 14-Nov-18 12:22:55

The Spice Girls are planning a come-back
Already they are rehearsing their new track

Lisagran Wed 14-Nov-18 16:36:00

The Spice Girls are planning a come back
Already they are rehearsing their new track
But Posh has declined

FarNorth Thu 15-Nov-18 00:16:03

The Spice Girls are planning a come back
Already they are rehearsing their new track
But Posh has declined
As she's out of her mind

Elrel Thu 15-Nov-18 01:04:57

The Spice Girls are planning a come back
Already they are rehearsing their new track
But Posh has declined
As she's out of her mind
So five become four with her lack.

There once was an MP named Jo

Elrel Thu 15-Nov-18 01:05:29

Oops - becAme ?

Jangran99 Thu 15-Nov-18 08:51:05

shock Can't join in this one, seems a disrespectful topic for a limerick which is a light hearted form of verse.

Lisagran Thu 15-Nov-18 08:55:19

Jo Johnson perhaps, not Jo Cox?

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