LIMERICKS 5

Snow white doves of peace flew high today
Over fields of poppies, as if to say
God give peace to all who were lost
We must never forget the terrible cost

Snow white doves of peace flew high today
Over fields of poppies, as if to say
God give peace to all who were lost
We must never forget the terrible cost
And end all wars dear God we pray

Shopping frenzy has started now

Shopping frenzy has started now
Gotta get it all done, somehow!

Shopping frenzy has started now
Gotta get it all done, somehow!
Credit cards at the double

Shopping frenzy has started now
Gotta get it all done somehow!
Credit cards at the double
With the bank there’ll be trouble!

Shopping frenzy has started now
Gotta get it all done somehow!
Credit cards at the double
With the bank there’ll be trouble!
As our funding reverts to low!

Cherish the thoughts of yesteryear

Cherish the thoughts of yesteryear
But I look to our future, dear

Cherish the thoughts of yesteryear
But I look to our future, dear
Learning lessons from the past

Cherish the thoughts of yesteryear
But I look to our future, dear
Learning lessons from the past
Wraps up life ahead in a tight cast

Cherish the thoughts of yesteryear
But I look to our future, dear
Learning lessons from the past
Wraps up life ahead in a tight cast
Let's just hope there's much to cheer.

I like limericks sharp and witty

I like limericks sharp and witty
Sometimes comical, sometimes gritty

I like limericks sharp and witty
Sometimes comical, sometimes gritty
Maybe even naughty in places

I like limericks sharp and witty
Sometimes comical, sometimes gritty
Maybe even naughty in places
Though never having airs and graces
This isn’t a limerick! What a pity ?

I once met a man on the train

I once met a man on the train

Oops
I once met a man on the train
Handsome and quite a good brain

I once met a man on the train
Handsome and quite a good brain
We had v clever chat

I once met a man on the train
Handsome and quite a good brain
We had v clever chat
And I thought that was that

I once met a man on the train
Handsome and quite a good brain
We had v clever chat
And I thought that was that,
I was right;- never saw him again!

The Spice Girls are planning a come-back

The Spice Girls are planning a come-back
Already they are rehearsing their new track

The Spice Girls are planning a come back
Already they are rehearsing their new track
But Posh has declined

The Spice Girls are planning a come back
Already they are rehearsing their new track
But Posh has declined
As she's out of her mind

The Spice Girls are planning a come back
Already they are rehearsing their new track
But Posh has declined
As she's out of her mind
So five become four with her lack.

There once was an MP named Jo

Oops - becAme ?

Can't join in this one, seems a disrespectful topic for a limerick which is a light hearted form of verse.

Jo Johnson perhaps, not Jo Cox?