LIMERICKS 5

I saw a little redbreast sitting on the wall
He or she was watching, waiting for my call

I saw a little redbreast sitting on the wall
He or she was watching, waiting for my call
This dear little robin

I saw a little redbreast sitting on the wall
He or she was watching, waiting for my call
This dear little robin,
His head gently bobbin'

I saw a little redbreast sitting on the wall
He or she was watching, waiting for my call
This dear little robin,
His head gently bobbin'
Somehow has the power to enthral.

My husband thinks that shopping is a hobby

My husband thinks that shopping is a hobby
Certainly your turn to find ways to lobby

My husband thinks that shopping is a hobby
Certainly your turn to find ways to lobby
For things you may not need

My husband thinks that shopping is a hobby
Certainly your turn to find ways to lobby
For things you may not need
But would be very nice indeed

My husband thinks that shopping is a hobby
Certainly your turn to find ways to lobby
For things you may not need
But would be very nice indeed
In fact something that might be quite snobby!

A Siberian blast I heard someone say.

A Siberian blast I heard someone say.
Is surely and definitely heading our way

A Siberian blast I heard someone say.
Is surely and definitely heading our way
To shelter from such a chill

A Siberian blast I heard someone say.
Is surely and definitely heading our way
To shelter from such a chill
The sheep come down from the hill

A Siberian blast I heard someone say.
Is surely and definitely heading our way
To shelter from such a chill
The sheep come down from the hill
Hope it doesn't last long, let us pray

I want to be an island just floating in the sea

I want to be an island just floating in the sea
Or then again I could be a jumpy little flea

I want to be an island just floating in the sea
Or then again I could be a jumpy little flea,
Anything, just for a change

I want to be an island just floating in the sea
Or then again I could be a jumpy little flea,
Anything, just for a change
I`m sure that we can arrange

I want to be an island just floating in the sea
Or then again I could be a jumpy little flea,
Anything, just for a change
I`m sure that we can arrange
As long as you're prepared to pay our very fat fee!

Writing limericks can be lots of fun

Writing limericks can be lots of fun
It’s not really hard, after all said and done

Writing limericks can be lots of fun
It’s not really hard, after all said and done
They should be bright and happy

Writing limericks can be lots of fun
It’s not really hard, after all said and done
They should be bright and happy
Or humorous and zappy

Writing limericks can be lots of fun
It’s not really hard, after all said and done
They should be bright and happy
Or humorous and zappy
And when they're done, let's write another one!

Old farmer Giles up the road

Old farmer Giles up the road
Lived in a quaint old abode

Old farmer Giles up the road
Lived in a quaint old abode
He has a dog, a cat as well

Old farmer Giles up the road
Lived in a quaint old abode
He has a dog, a cat as well
His pet saying - "All is swell"

Old farmer Giles up the road
Lived in a quaint old abode
He has a dog, a cat as well
His pet saying - "All is swell"
As he stroked his warty ,green road

A little old lady said dancin'

Toad ,not road!