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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

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Lisagran Wed 21-Nov-18 01:26:34

A little old lady said dancin’
Was certainly life enhancin’

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travelsafar Wed 21-Nov-18 05:46:35

A little old lady said dancin’
Was certainly life enhancin’
She twisted and twirled

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Nov-18 09:03:47

A little old lady said dancin’
Was certainly life enhancin’
She twisted and twirled
Pirouetted and birled, (Scots-,twist or twirl)

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Bellanonna Wed 21-Nov-18 09:32:35

A little old lady said dancin’
Was certainly life enhancin’
She twisted and twirled
Pirouetted and birled, (Scots-,twist or twirl)
And even lost weight with her prancin’

Another old lady from Reading

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FarNorth Wed 21-Nov-18 09:34:07

Another old lady from Reading
Continually bounced on her bedding

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Bellanonna Wed 21-Nov-18 09:41:29

Another old lady from Reading
Continually bounced on her bedding
Until one sad day

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Nov-18 09:52:37

Another old lady from Reading
Continually bounced on her bedding
Until one sad day
To her utter dismay

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travelsafar Wed 21-Nov-18 09:58:21

Another old lady from Reading
Continually bounced on her bedding
Until one sad day
To her utter dismay
She saw damage and where it was heading!!

Good morning Mr Magpie

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henetha Wed 21-Nov-18 10:03:48

Good morning Mr Magpie
Tell me, how far can you fly?

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Panache Wed 21-Nov-18 12:23:02

Good morning Mr Magpie
Tell me, how far can you fly?
plus the wonders you see

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travelsafar Wed 21-Nov-18 16:12:23

Good morning Mr Magpie
Tell me, how far can you fly?
And the wonders you can see
As you flit from tree to tree

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travelsafar Thu 22-Nov-18 08:08:01

Good morning Mr Magpie
Tell me, how far can you fly?
And the wonders you can see
As you flit from tree to tree
Before you set off across the sky

I thought i saw a ghost

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MissAdventure Thu 22-Nov-18 08:30:01

I thought i saw a ghost
Last night as I tucked into toast

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Panache Thu 22-Nov-18 10:43:58

I thought i saw a ghost
Last night as I tucked into toast
A figure clothed in white

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henetha Thu 22-Nov-18 10:57:57

I thought i saw a ghost
Last night as I tucked into toast
A figure clothed in white.
Shocked, I stopped mid-bite

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Panache Thu 22-Nov-18 14:22:14

I thought i saw a ghost
Last night as I tucked into toast
A figure clothed in white.
Shocked, I stopped mid-bite
Not exactly a tale I like to boast

Whilst wandering out in the dark

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Elrel Thu 22-Nov-18 15:19:34

Whilst wandering out in the dark
I heard a fox give a bark

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Lisagran Thu 22-Nov-18 21:22:01

Whilst wandering out in the dark
I heard a fox give a bark
Then, by the light of the moon,

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MissAdventure Thu 22-Nov-18 22:40:39

Whilst wandering out in the dark
I heard a fox give a bark
Then, by the light of the moon,
I turned into a spoon!

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Jangran99 Thu 22-Nov-18 23:17:09

Whilst wandering out in the dark
I heard a fox give a bark
Then, by the light of the moon,
I turned into a spoon!
Sitting in a big bowl of quark

These rhymes get dafter and dafter

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MissAdventure Fri 23-Nov-18 00:38:03

These rhymes get dafter and dafter
And dafter and dafter thereafter

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Lisagran Fri 23-Nov-18 04:12:27

These rhymes get dafter and dafter
And dafter and dafter thereafter
But they make us all smile

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FarNorth Fri 23-Nov-18 06:45:23

These rhymes get dafter and dafter
And dafter and dafter thereafter
But they make us all smile
And perk up our style

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Bellanonna Fri 23-Nov-18 06:53:30

These rhymes get dafter and dafter
And dafter and dafter thereafter
But they make us all smile
And perk up our style
And allow us some much-needed laughter

There was a young woman from Fife

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Lisagran Fri 23-Nov-18 07:24:31

There was a young woman from Fife
Who led an exciting life

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