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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

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MissAdventure Fri 23-Nov-18 07:31:29

There was a young woman from Fife
Who led an exciting life
Each Friday at ten

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henetha Fri 23-Nov-18 10:16:19

There was a young woman from Fife
Who led an exciting life
Each Friday at ten
She turns into a hen

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Nov-18 14:53:35

There was a young woman from Fife
Who led an exciting life
Each Friday at ten
She turns into a hen
And lays eggs for the world and his wife

A bearded old man from Bengal

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JoyBloggs Fri 23-Nov-18 20:25:21

A bearded old man from Bengal
Had tigers that lived in his hall

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Lisagran Fri 23-Nov-18 21:33:10

A bearded old man from Bengal
Had tigers that lived in his hall
Then out of the blue,

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MissAdventure Fri 23-Nov-18 21:48:43

A bearded old man from Bengal
Had tigers that lived in his hall
Then out of the blue,
One chewed up his shoe

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FarNorth Fri 23-Nov-18 22:53:53

A bearded old man from Bengal
Had tigers that lived in his hall
Then out of the blue,
One chewed up his shoe
So he's shown the door to them all.

I once was so young and quite gorgeous

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Bellanonna Sat 24-Nov-18 05:44:20

I once was so young and quite gorgeous
I danced and I sang in the chorus

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Lisagran Sat 24-Nov-18 06:44:39

I once was so young and quite gorgeous
I danced and I sang in the chorus
I wore sequins and feathers

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travelsafar Sat 24-Nov-18 07:58:59

I once was so young and quite gorgeous
I danced and I sang in the chorus
I wore sequins and feathers
Me a Divashock, well I never!!!!

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Jangran99 Sat 24-Nov-18 09:23:23

I once was so young and quite gorgeous
I danced and I sang in the chorus
I wore sequins and feathers
Me a Divashock, well I never!!!!
But now I am much more decorous

I used to want hair that was curly

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Bellanonna Sat 24-Nov-18 09:31:44

I used to want hair that was curly
And teeth that were dazzlingly pearly

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henetha Sat 24-Nov-18 10:17:51

I used to want hair that was curly
And teeth that were dazzlingly pearly
But now I want comfortable shoes

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travelsafar Sat 24-Nov-18 15:27:58

I used to want hair that was curly
And teeth that were dazzlingly pearly
But now I want comfortable shoes
Put my feet up and moan at the news!!

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Bellanonna Sat 24-Nov-18 16:10:52

I used to want hair that was curly
And teeth that were dazzlingly pearly
But now I want comfortable shoes
Put my feet up and moan at the news!!
And these days to go to bed earlier

(Next time shall we call it Limericks and sundry rhymes?)

I don’t mind watching rubbish on telly

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Lisagran Sat 24-Nov-18 23:06:48

I don’t mind watching rubbish on telly
Whilst eating some ice cream and jelly

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Bellanonna Sat 24-Nov-18 23:12:59

I don’t mind watching rubbish on telly
Whilst eating some ice cream and jelly
A drink on one side

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Jangran99 Sat 24-Nov-18 23:21:39

I don’t mind watching rubbish on telly
Whilst eating some ice cream and jelly
A drink on one side
I just can't decide

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henetha Sun 25-Nov-18 10:14:55

I don’t mind watching rubbish on telly
Whilst eating some ice cream and jelly
A drink on one side
I just can't decide
Whether to diet or have a fat belly.

A grey haired lady called May

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Lisagran Sun 25-Nov-18 10:22:15

A grey haired lady called May
Decided, suddenly, one day

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JoyBloggs Sun 25-Nov-18 13:59:57

A grey haired lady called May
Decided, suddenly, one day
To pack in her job

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Panache Sun 25-Nov-18 17:38:28

A grey haired lady called May
Decided, suddenly, one day
To pack in her job
The nation to rob

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Jangran99 Sun 25-Nov-18 18:39:35

A grey haired lady called May
Decided, suddenly, one day
To pack in her job
The nation to rob
But many people said “hip hooray!”

Did you think when you were a teen

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Panache Sun 25-Nov-18 19:04:14

Did you think when you were a teen
You`d actually get to being a has - been

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Bellanonna Sun 25-Nov-18 23:00:09

Did you think when you were a teen
You`d actually get to being a has - been
No, I never thought that

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