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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

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Jangran99 Tue 04-Dec-18 22:51:37

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A disgruntled old woman of Rye

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FarNorth Tue 04-Dec-18 23:16:50

A disgruntled old woman of Rye
Was trying to create mincemeat pie

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Jangran99 Wed 05-Dec-18 00:41:41

A disgruntled old woman of Rye
Was trying to create mincemeat pie
But swigging the brandy

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Panache Wed 05-Dec-18 09:31:10

A disgruntled old woman of Rye
Was trying to create mincemeat pie
But swigging the brandy
She became rather randy!

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Bellanonna Wed 05-Dec-18 09:36:01

A disgruntled old woman of Rye
Was trying to create mincemeat pie
But swigging the brandy
She became rather randy!
And chased all the fellows. Oh my!

Lots of post is arriving each day

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Panache Wed 05-Dec-18 10:16:09

Lots of post is arriving each day
Reminding us of friends far away

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henetha Wed 05-Dec-18 10:17:11

Lots of post is arriving each day
Some local and some from far away

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Jangran99 Wed 05-Dec-18 17:07:43

Lots of post is arriving each day
Reminding us of friends far away
I must get mine written

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Panache Wed 05-Dec-18 17:40:30

Lots of post is arriving each day
Reminding us of friends far away
I must get mine written
For abroad and in Britain

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Elrel Wed 05-Dec-18 20:14:04

Lots of post is arriving each day
Reminding us of friends far away
I must get mine written
For abroad and in Britain
Loved ones like to read what we say!

There once was a small Christmas tree

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MissAdventure Wed 05-Dec-18 20:18:13

There once was a small Christmas tree
Who got annoyed at a big bumblebee

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Jangran99 Wed 05-Dec-18 23:27:25

There once was a small Christmas tree
Who got annoyed at a big bumblebee
I don't like how you hover

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travelsafar Thu 06-Dec-18 08:15:36

There once was a small Christmas tree
Who got annoyed at a big bumblebee
I don't like how you hover
I don't smell like clover!!

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Panache Thu 06-Dec-18 09:35:51

There once was a small Christmas tree
Who got annoyed at a big bumblebee
I don't like how you hover
I don't smell like clover!!
Buzz off as I just like to be fine and free

Waltzing down a snow covered bank

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Jangran99 Thu 06-Dec-18 10:56:37

Waltzing down a snow covered bank
With all the grace of a Challenger tank

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Panache Thu 06-Dec-18 12:32:34

Waltzing down a snow covered bank
With all the grace of a Challenger tank
Slipping,sliding all the way

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Jangran99 Fri 07-Dec-18 00:14:38

Waltzing down a snow covered bank
With all the grace of a Challenger tank
Slipping,sliding all the way
A careless step and we're off to x-ray

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MissAdventure Fri 07-Dec-18 00:23:46

A careless step and we're off to x-ray
Where we wait to be seen half the day

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Jangran99 Fri 07-Dec-18 00:33:58

Sorry Miss A 5th line to rhyme with bank/tankwink

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MissAdventure Fri 07-Dec-18 00:53:38

Oops! blush

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travelsafar Fri 07-Dec-18 08:35:29

Waltzing down a snow covered bank
With all the grace of a Challenger tank
Slipping,sliding all the way
A careless step and we're off to x-ray
It's broken and my heart just sank!!!

My heart is truely broken at the news i had today

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Bellanonna Fri 07-Dec-18 08:41:38

My heart is truely broken at the news i had today
I found it in my inbox; just don’t know what to say

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henetha Fri 07-Dec-18 10:19:26

My heart is truely broken at the news i had today
I found it in my inbox; just don’t know what to say
I'm hoping it's not true

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Panache Fri 07-Dec-18 12:46:02

My heart is truely broken at the news i had today
I found it in my inbox; just don’t know what to say
I'm hoping it's not true
Troubles I do accrue

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Jangran99 Fri 07-Dec-18 17:29:19

My heart is truely broken at the news i had today
I found it in my inbox; just don’t know what to say
I'm hoping it's not true
Troubles I do accrue
What's for us won't go by us, so they say.

Let's lighten up, it's Christmas

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