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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

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Panache Fri 07-Dec-18 18:03:21

Let's lighten up, it's Christmas
With joyous faces, not a grimace

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Elrel Sat 08-Dec-18 00:33:27

Let's lighten up, it's Christmas
With joyous faces, not a grimace
Choirs singing out old carols,

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travelsafar Sat 08-Dec-18 08:02:12

Let's lighten up, it's Christmas
With joyous faces, not a grimace
Choirs singing out old carols,
Other's singing let's 'Roll out the Barrel'

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henetha Sat 08-Dec-18 09:57:31

Let's lighten up, it's Christmas
With joyous faces, not a grimace
Choirs singing out old carols,
Other's singing let's 'Roll out the Barrel'
So smile and forget the Brexit menace.

Father Christmas will soon be here

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Panache Sat 08-Dec-18 10:11:07

Father Christmas will soon be here
Bringing pressies and good cheer

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henetha Sun 09-Dec-18 10:08:03

Father Christmas will soon be here
Bringing pressies and good cheer
I'm hoping he will bring

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Panache Sun 09-Dec-18 18:56:16

Father Christmas will soon be here
Bringing pressies and good cheer
I'm hoping he will bring
Brand new carols to sing

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Jangran99 Sun 09-Dec-18 22:39:41

Father Christmas will soon be here
Bringing pressies and good cheer
I'm hoping he will bring
Brand new carols to sing
And maybe a few cans of beer

There was a young man who won prizes

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travelsafar Mon 10-Dec-18 07:54:25

There was a young man who won prizes
parcels were delivered in several sizes

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Panache Mon 10-Dec-18 09:25:19

There was a young man who won prizes
parcels were delivered in several sizes
he discovered to his surprise

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henetha Mon 10-Dec-18 10:00:59

There was a young man who won prizes
parcels were delivered in several sizes.
He discovered to his surprise
A whole year of lovely supplies

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travelsafar Mon 10-Dec-18 13:46:44

There was a young man who won prizes
parcels were delivered in several sizes.
He discovered to his surprise
A whole year of lovely supplies
Which came in all different guises

There was a man called Simon

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Panache Mon 10-Dec-18 17:42:29

There was a man called Simon
Simple, but such a great pieman

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Jangran99 Mon 10-Dec-18 23:23:45

There was a man called Simon
Simple, but such a great pieman
But was he the baker?

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Panache Tue 11-Dec-18 09:56:48

There was a man called Simon
Simple, but such a great pieman
But was he the baker?
Or perhaps a great faker?

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travelsafar Tue 11-Dec-18 17:07:40

There was a man called Simon
Simple, but such a great pieman
But was he the baker?
Or perhaps a great faker?
Oh no, he was such a goodman!!

Spent some time with my bestie

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Panache Tue 11-Dec-18 17:18:51

Spent some time with my bestie
A darling little white haired westie

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Bellanonna Tue 11-Dec-18 17:20:03

Spent some time with my bestie
Went for a walk with her westie

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Bellanonna Tue 11-Dec-18 17:22:02

We thought the same Panache!

Spent some time with my bestie
A darling little white haired westie

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Jangran99 Tue 11-Dec-18 20:42:59

Spent some time with my bestie
A darling little white haired westie
Whilst out for a walk

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FarNorth Tue 11-Dec-18 21:48:23

Spent some time with my bestie
A darling little white haired westie
Whilst out for a walk
She started to talk!!

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Jangran99 Tue 11-Dec-18 22:30:05

Spent some time with my bestie
A darling little white haired westie
Whilst out for a walk
She started to talk!!
In a voice that was gruff and quite testy.

She said that she had a few pleas

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Elrel Wed 12-Dec-18 00:05:11

She said that she had a few pleas,
Thanked me for attention to fleas,

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Jangran99 Wed 12-Dec-18 01:00:02

She said that she had a few pleas,
Thanked me for attention to fleas,
But could she sleep instead

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travelsafar Wed 12-Dec-18 08:09:24

She said that she had a few pleas,
Thanked me for attention to fleas,
But could she sleep instead
And enjoy dreams in her head

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