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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

Jangran99 Fri 04-Jan-19 23:30:38

My first holiday brochure has arrived
Best friend and I have contrived
To save lots of dosh
Go easy on the nosh

Bellanonna Fri 04-Jan-19 23:31:59

My first holiday brochure has arrived
Best friend and I have contrived
To save lots of dosh
And go somewhere posh

Bellanonna Fri 04-Jan-19 23:33:29

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My first holiday brochure has arrived
Best friend and I have contrived
To save lots of dosh
Go easy on the nosh

Jangran99 Fri 04-Jan-19 23:44:06

Like your line better Bella

My first holiday brochure has arrived
Best friend and I have contrived
To save lots of dosh
And go somewhere posh
Of fun we will not be deprived

Perhaps I should go on a diet

FarNorth Fri 04-Jan-19 23:49:29

Perhaps I should go on a diet
Then pick out a sport and just try it

Jangran99 Sat 05-Jan-19 00:01:01

Perhaps I should go on a diet
Then pick out a sport and just try it
Would that keep me trim

Bellanonna Sat 05-Jan-19 02:27:25

Perhaps I should go on a diet
Then pick out a sport and just try it
Would that keep me trim
And help me stay slim

NanaKay58 Sat 05-Jan-19 03:10:57

Perhaps I should go on a diet
Then pick out a sport and just try it
Would that keep me trim
And help me stay slim?
Not if I have to go buy it.

Jangran99 Sat 05-Jan-19 09:15:56

You have to provide the new first line NanaKaygrin

Jangran99 Sat 05-Jan-19 11:04:59

Shall we carry on and hope NanaKay joins in?

I've just spent the day at the sales

Bellanonna Sat 05-Jan-19 13:51:40

I've just spent the day at the sales
And purchased a great kitchen scales

travelsafar Sat 05-Jan-19 14:19:49

I've just spent the day at the sales
And purchased a great kitchen scales
They'll help with doing your diet!!

FarNorth Sat 05-Jan-19 21:14:37

I've just spent the day at the sales
And purchased a great kitchen scales
They'll help with doing your diet!!
So let us both try it

henetha Sat 05-Jan-19 21:15:59

I've just spent the day at the sales
And purchased a great kitchen scales
They'll help with doing your diet!!
Bet you're longing to try it

Bellanonna Sun 06-Jan-19 10:07:22

I've just spent the day at the sales
And purchased a great kitchen scales
They'll help with doing your diet!!
So let us both try it
Meanwhile I must polish my nails

It’s the 6th and the house now looks bare

henetha Sun 06-Jan-19 11:20:57

It’s the 6th and the house now looks bare
The tree and the baubles aren't there

Elrel Sun 06-Jan-19 13:43:29

It’s the 6th and the house now looks bare
The tree and the baubles aren't there
But the mistletoe hangs up so high

Jangran99 Sun 06-Jan-19 19:43:02

It’s the 6th and the house now looks bare
The tree and the baubles aren't there
But the mistletoe hangs up so high
Could that be the reason why

henetha Mon 07-Jan-19 11:05:04

It’s the 6th and the house now looks bare
The tree and the baubles aren't there
But the mistletoe hangs up so high
Could that be the reason why
Men keep kissing me and some people stare?

In January the black dog is lurking

travelsafar Mon 07-Jan-19 12:48:39

In January the black dog is lurking
You can be better off busy and working

Jangran99 Mon 07-Jan-19 14:42:58

In January the black dog is lurking
You can be better off busy and working
I like the early nights

FarNorth Mon 07-Jan-19 19:21:23

In January the black dog is lurking
You can be better off busy and working
I like the early nights
When I wear tutu and tights

Jangran99 Tue 08-Jan-19 08:47:27

In January the black dog is lurking
You can be better off busy and working
I like the early nights
When I wear tutu and tights
And go off to my classes on twerking!

A limerick should always make us smile

FarNorth Tue 08-Jan-19 10:13:02

A limerick should always make us smile
Perhaps giggle or smirk for a while

henetha Tue 08-Jan-19 10:52:06

A limerick should always make us smile
Perhaps giggle or smirk for a while
But never vulgar, of course!

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