LIMERICKS 5

My first holiday brochure has arrived
Best friend and I have contrived
To save lots of dosh
Go easy on the nosh

My first holiday brochure has arrived
Best friend and I have contrived
To save lots of dosh
And go somewhere posh

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My first holiday brochure has arrived
Best friend and I have contrived
To save lots of dosh
Go easy on the nosh

Like your line better Bella

My first holiday brochure has arrived
Best friend and I have contrived
To save lots of dosh
And go somewhere posh
Of fun we will not be deprived

Perhaps I should go on a diet

Perhaps I should go on a diet
Then pick out a sport and just try it

Perhaps I should go on a diet
Then pick out a sport and just try it
Would that keep me trim

Perhaps I should go on a diet
Then pick out a sport and just try it
Would that keep me trim
And help me stay slim

Perhaps I should go on a diet
Then pick out a sport and just try it
Would that keep me trim
And help me stay slim?
Not if I have to go buy it.

You have to provide the new first line NanaKay

Shall we carry on and hope NanaKay joins in?

I've just spent the day at the sales

I've just spent the day at the sales
And purchased a great kitchen scales

I've just spent the day at the sales
And purchased a great kitchen scales
They'll help with doing your diet!!

I've just spent the day at the sales
And purchased a great kitchen scales
They'll help with doing your diet!!
So let us both try it

I've just spent the day at the sales
And purchased a great kitchen scales
They'll help with doing your diet!!
Bet you're longing to try it

I've just spent the day at the sales
And purchased a great kitchen scales
They'll help with doing your diet!!
So let us both try it
Meanwhile I must polish my nails

It’s the 6th and the house now looks bare

It’s the 6th and the house now looks bare
The tree and the baubles aren't there

It’s the 6th and the house now looks bare
The tree and the baubles aren't there
But the mistletoe hangs up so high

It’s the 6th and the house now looks bare
The tree and the baubles aren't there
But the mistletoe hangs up so high
Could that be the reason why

It’s the 6th and the house now looks bare
The tree and the baubles aren't there
But the mistletoe hangs up so high
Could that be the reason why
Men keep kissing me and some people stare?

In January the black dog is lurking

In January the black dog is lurking
You can be better off busy and working

In January the black dog is lurking
You can be better off busy and working
I like the early nights

In January the black dog is lurking
You can be better off busy and working
I like the early nights
When I wear tutu and tights

In January the black dog is lurking
You can be better off busy and working
I like the early nights
When I wear tutu and tights
And go off to my classes on twerking!

A limerick should always make us smile

A limerick should always make us smile
Perhaps giggle or smirk for a while

A limerick should always make us smile
Perhaps giggle or smirk for a while
But never vulgar, of course!