LIMERICKS 5

Today is the last day of the year
There's many who will shed a tear
But look forward with hope

Today is the last day of the year
There's many who will shed a tear
But look forward with hope
I'm sure we'll all cope

Today is the last day of the year
There's many who will shed a tear
But look forward with hope
I'm sure we'll all cope
With the help of the ones we hold dear

They'll be reelin' and rockin' tonight

They'll be reelin' and rockin' tonight
With fireworks so dazzling and bright

They'll be reelin' and rockin' tonight
With fireworks so dazzling and bright
But I hope there's no bangers

They'll be reelin' and rockin' tonight
With fireworks so dazzling and bright
But I hope there's no bangers
Or Crashers or Clangers

They'll be reelin' and rockin' tonight
With fireworks so dazzling and bright
But I hope there's no bangers
Or Crashers or Clangers
I'M sure it will be a beautiful sight

There was an old woman who was grieving

There was an old woman who was grieving
Because her favourite son was soon leaving

There was an old woman who was grieving
Because her favourite son was soon leaving
He said "Cheer up, Ma"

There was an old woman who was grieving
Because her favourite son was soon leaving
He said "Cheer up, Ma"
You’ve still got Pa ,

There was an old woman who was grieving
Because her favourite son was soon leaving
He said "Cheer up, Ma"
You’ve still got Pa ,
Now that he don't go out thieving."

It started one bright winter's day

It started one bright winter's day
When all the kids went out to play

It started one bright winter's day
When all the kids went out to play
On new roller skates

It started one bright winter's day
When all the kids went out to play
On new roller skates
With some of their mates

It started one bright winter's day
When all the kids went out to play
On new roller skates
With some of their mates
Who were baddies and led them astray.

With shouts, whoops and hollers

With shouts, whoops and hollers
Betting down at the races with dollars

With shouts, whoops and hollers
Betting down at the races with dollars
Will it be first past the post

With shouts, whoops and hollers
Betting down at the races with dollars
Will it be first past the post
Will I win the most?

With shouts, whoops and hollers
Betting down at the races with dollars
Will it be first past the post
Will I win the most?
Or will the Cops be feeling our collars!!!

Its a cold crisp early morning

Its a cold crisp early morning
I got up to see the dawn in

Its a cold crisp early morning
I got up to see the dawn in
My fingers are blue

Its a cold crisp early morning
I got up to see the dawn in
My fingers are blue
But well worth the view

Its a cold crisp early morning
I got up to see the dawn in
My fingers are blue
But well worth the view
Its so chilly for lambs to be born in

My first holiday brochure has arrived

My first holiday brochure has arrived
Best friend and I have contrived

My first holiday brochure has arrived
Best friend and I have contrived
To save lots of dosh