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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

Bellanonna Sat 26-Jan-19 10:50:51

My garden's a-bloom with cream roses
And the perfume just gets up my nose's
As I cut some each morn
My home to adorn

BradfordLass72 Sat 26-Jan-19 19:51:15

My garden's a-bloom with cream roses
And the perfume just gets up my nose's
As I cut some each morn
My home to adorn
I'm afflicted with sneezes and snozes

The UK is chilly and cold

Jangran99 Sat 26-Jan-19 20:38:31

The UK is chilly and cold
Yet in spite of all I’ve been told

FarNorth Sat 26-Jan-19 21:33:44

The UK is chilly and cold
Yet in spite of all I’ve been told
I go out in my vest

JoyBloggs Sat 26-Jan-19 21:43:12

The UK is chilly and cold
Yet in spite of all I’ve been told
I go out in my vest
Not looking my best

FarNorth Sun 27-Jan-19 10:34:25

The UK is chilly and cold
Yet in spite of all I’ve been told
I go out in my vest
Not looking my best
It's cos I'm eccentric and old

So let's all jet off to the sun

henetha Sun 27-Jan-19 10:37:37

So let's all jet off to the sun
For sangria, dancing and fun

Elrel Sun 27-Jan-19 14:19:26

My garden's a-bloom with cream roses
And the perfume just gets up my nose's
As I cut some each morn
At break of the dawn

FarNorth Sun 27-Jan-19 16:38:32

Missed a page, Elrel

So let's all jet off to the sun
For sangria, dancing and fun

Bellanonna Sun 27-Jan-19 18:45:00

So let's all jet off to the sun
For sangria, dancing and fun
With a señor or two

JoyBloggs Sun 27-Jan-19 19:41:56

So let's all jet off to the sun
For sangria, dancing and fun
With a señor or two
There'll be so much to do

Jangran99 Sun 27-Jan-19 20:40:27

So let's all jet off to the sun
For sangria, dancing and fun
With a señor or two
There'll be so much to do
Grab your castanets and let's run.

But if your dream holiday falls flat

Elrel Mon 28-Jan-19 01:37:21

But if your dream holiday falls flat
You must always remember that

BradfordLass72 Mon 28-Jan-19 05:14:01

But if your dream holiday falls flat
You must always remember that
It's magic to dream

henetha Mon 28-Jan-19 10:47:26

But if your dream holiday falls flat
You must always remember that
It's magic to dream
So let your eyes gleam

Elrel Tue 29-Jan-19 02:39:39

But if your dream holiday falls flat
You must always remember that
It's magic to dream
So let your eyes gleam
And swan around with éclat!

There was a politician named Gove

Bellanonna Tue 29-Jan-19 22:20:21

There was a politician named Gove
Who was stirring a pot on the stove

Elrel Tue 29-Jan-19 22:52:51

There was a politician named Gove
Who was stirring a pot on the stove
Of Brussels sprouts and Dutch cheese

MissAdventure Tue 29-Jan-19 22:58:25

There was a politician named Gove
Who was stirring a pot on the stove
Of Brussels sprouts and Dutch cheese
Then he fell to his knees

Jangran99 Wed 30-Jan-19 06:29:32

There was a politician named Gove
Who was stirring a pot on the stove
Of Brussels sprouts and Dutch cheese
Then he fell to his knees
Saying, I've solved the problem, by Jove!

Did you read about the man in the news,

henetha Wed 30-Jan-19 10:32:51

Did you read about the man in the news,
While out skiing he lost his trews

Squiffy Wed 30-Jan-19 10:34:40

Did you read about the man in the news,
While out skiing he lost his trews
The cold froze his knees

Bellanonna Wed 30-Jan-19 19:02:41

Did you read about the man in the news,
While out skiing he lost his trews
The cold froze his knees
He caught some disease

henetha Thu 31-Jan-19 10:54:03

Did you read about the man in the news,
While out skiing he lost his trews
The cold froze his knees
He caught some disease
Now he's sulking at home with the blues.

My old man's got an ingrowing toenail

Jangran99 Thu 31-Jan-19 18:14:28

My old man's got an ingrowing toenail
Do you have a remedy that can't fail?

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