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LIMERICKS 5

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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

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FarNorth Sun 10-Feb-19 19:40:27

Good one, Elrel grin

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Bellanonna Sun 10-Feb-19 19:45:40

The sun has just shyly appeared
The earlier wet weather has cleared

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Jangran99 Sun 10-Feb-19 22:51:57

The sun has just shyly appeared
The earlier wet weather has cleared
A magical rainbow ?

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travelsafar Mon 11-Feb-19 07:24:55

The sun has just shyly appeared
The earlier wet weather has cleared
A magical rainbow ?
And a flurry of snow

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Bellanonna Mon 11-Feb-19 09:02:49

The sun has just shyly appeared
The earlier wet weather has cleared
A magical rainbow ?
And a flurry of snow
British weather is certainly weird

Today I am shopping in town

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henetha Mon 11-Feb-19 09:53:27

Today I am shopping in town
I hope not to trip and fall down

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jeff53 Mon 11-Feb-19 12:53:35

I'd rather have Fingers than Toes,
I'd rather have Ears than a Nose.
And as for my Hair,
I'm glad it's all there,
I'll be awfully said, when it goes.

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Bellanonna Mon 11-Feb-19 19:27:07

Today I am shopping in town
I hope not to trip and fall down
I’ve done it before

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Jangran99 Mon 11-Feb-19 21:00:48

Today I am shopping in town
I hope not to trip and fall down
I’ve done it before
That’s why I swore

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Bellanonna Tue 12-Feb-19 09:23:52

Today I am shopping in town
I hope not to trip and fall down
I’ve done it before
That’s why I swore
And the bruises were blue, black and brown

I’m thinking of booking a cruise

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MissAdventure Tue 12-Feb-19 09:33:04

I’m thinking of booking a cruise
As I've heard they're all eating and booze

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Jangran99 Tue 12-Feb-19 10:24:13

I’m thinking of booking a cruise
As I've heard they're all eating and booze
And ship-board romances,

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henetha Tue 12-Feb-19 10:57:43

I’m thinking of booking a cruise
As I've heard they're all eating and booze
And ship-board romances,
And music and dances

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jeff53 Tue 12-Feb-19 13:23:43

There once was a fly on the wall,
I wonder why didn't it fall.
Because its feet stuck,
Or was it just luck,
Or does gravity miss things so small?

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FarNorth Tue 12-Feb-19 15:09:05

I’m thinking of booking a cruise
As I've heard they're all eating and booze
And ship-board romances,
And music and dances
To banish my case of the blues.

A batty old lady said "Hey!"

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Bellanonna Tue 12-Feb-19 16:15:24

(Note to Jeff. Nice to read your limericks and please join in, but the idea is that someone starts off with one line and others pick up from there and add to it line by line. ). Hope to see your further contributions.)

A batty old lady said "Hey!"
So I waved and then went on my way

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Jangran99 Tue 12-Feb-19 17:28:39

A batty old lady said "Hey!"
So I waved and then went on my way
She yelled , "Wait for me!"

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FarNorth Tue 12-Feb-19 18:27:09

A batty old lady said "Hey!"
So I waved and then went on my way
She yelled , "Wait for me!"
"I'll get out of this tree"

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Jangran99 Tue 12-Feb-19 19:12:25

A batty old lady said "Hey!"
So I waved and then went on my way
She yelled , "Wait for me!"
"I'll get out of this tree,
But to jump will be too risky!"

"So will you kindly fetch me a ladder?"

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travelsafar Wed 13-Feb-19 08:17:55

"So will you kindly fetch me a ladder?"
She really could not have been madder!!

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Jangran99 Wed 13-Feb-19 08:23:31

"So will you kindly fetch me a ladder?"
She really could not have been madder!!
"It's this kitten , you see,"

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henetha Wed 13-Feb-19 10:23:13

"So will you kindly fetch me a ladder?"
She really could not have been madder!!
"It's this kitten , you see,"
"It wants fish for it's tea"

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jeff53 Wed 13-Feb-19 11:11:03

An elephant slept in his bunk,
And in slumber his chest rose and sunk.
But he snored -- how he snored!
All the other beasts roared,
So his wife tied a knot in his trunk.

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Bellanonna Wed 13-Feb-19 12:10:24

Jeff see above!

So will you kindly fetch me a ladder?"
She really could not have been madder!!
"It's this kitten , you see,"
"It wants fish for it's tea"
“And I’m desperate to empty my bladder”

I wonder what abseiling’s like?

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travelsafar Wed 13-Feb-19 12:46:52

I wonder what abseiling’s like?
Do you think it's like flying a kite??

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