LIMERICKS 5

I wonder what abseiling’s like?
Do you think it's like flying a kite??
I won’t give it a try

I wonder what abseiling’s like?
Do you think it's like flying a kite??
I won’t give it a try
Until I can fly

I wonder what abseiling’s like?
Do you think it's like flying a kite??
I won’t give it a try
Until I can fly
In case I crash like I did with my bike.

So shall we take up mountaineering?

THERE ONCE WAS A WOMAN WITH A PLAN
NO IT WASN'T TO GET HER A MAN
HER MAIN FOCUS, HER CAUSE
TO GET THROUGH MENOPAUSE
SO SHE COULD FINALLY TURN OFF THE FAN!

So shall we take up mountaineering?
Said my man who was so domineering

jeff53, please add only one line to the ongoing limerick, instead of posting whole ones.
Please do not use capitals, as it's the online version of shouting.

So shall we take up mountaineering?
Said my man who was so domineering
I said "On you go"

So shall we take up mountaineering?
Said my man who was so domineering
I said "On you go"
You know, I'm too slow

So shall we take up mountaineering?
Said my man who was so domineering
I said "On you go"
You know, I'm too slow"
And I won't have to listen to his jeering!

Jeff, we can all post whole limericks but that is not how to play. I will now start a new verse and individuals will add a line each .Join in or start your own thread.

Well he finally got to the summit

Well he finally got to the summit
To discover, he'd lost his old bunnet

Well he finally got to the summit
To discover, he'd lost his old bunnet
Now his poor baldie heid

Well he finally got to the summit
To discover, he'd lost his old bunnet
Now his poor baldie heid
To the brisk breeze is freed

Well he finally got to the summit
To discover, he'd lost his old bunnet
Now his poor baldie heid
To the brisk breeze is freed
Hope his confidence will quickly plummet

I've just put my foot through the telly

I've just put my foot through the telly
Just by luck I was wearing a wellie

I've just put my foot through the telly
Just by luck I was wearing a wellie
But I still got a shock

I've just put my foot through the telly
Just by luck I was wearing a wellie
But I still got a shock
Burnt a hole in my sock

I've just put my foot through the telly
Just by luck I was wearing a wellie
But I still got a shock
Burnt a hole in my sock
While both of my knees turned to jelly.

Today while out walking my panther

Today while out walking my panther
He surprised me by growing an antler

Today while out walking my panther
He surprised me by growing an antler
So now he and I

Today while out walking my panther
He surprised me by growing an antler
So now he and I
Just amuse passers-by

Today while out walking my panther
He surprised me by growing an antler
So now he and I
Just amuse passers-by
And at Christmas he doubles as Prancer.

I was startled when online last night

I was startled when online last night
I could hardly believe what was in sight

I was startled when online last night
I could hardly believe what was in sight
Free! - Five thousand pounds!

I was startled when online last night
I could hardly believe what was in sight
Free! - Five thousand pounds!
My excitement knew no bounds

I was startled when online last night
I could hardly believe what was in sight
Free! - Five thousand pounds!
My excitement knew no bounds
Then I woke up to cold grey daylight!

A bonnie wee lass from Argyll

A bonnie wee lass from Argyll
Was famed o'er the land for her smile