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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

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Jangran99 Wed 17-Oct-18 00:02:29

There was a fat lady who thought
Being skinny would make her distraught,
So she gorged on sweets until

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Panache Wed 17-Oct-18 09:51:28

There was a fat lady who thought
Being skinny would make her distraught,
So she gorged on sweets until
Her tum had no room to fill

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henetha Wed 17-Oct-18 10:57:59

There was a fat lady who thought
Being skinny would make her distraught,
So she gorged on sweets until
Her tum had no room to fill
And she'd eaten everything she'd bought.

There was a young lady from Dorset

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Jangran99 Wed 17-Oct-18 17:21:33

There was a young lady from Dorset
Who got stuck wriggling into her corset

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FarNorth Wed 17-Oct-18 17:33:57

There was a young lady from Dorset
Who got stuck wriggling into her corset
When at last she got free

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Bellanonna Wed 17-Oct-18 17:42:09

There was a young lady from Dorset
Who got stuck wriggling into her corset
When at last she got free
She cried out in glee

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Panache Wed 17-Oct-18 18:04:48

There was a young lady from Dorset
Who got stuck wriggling into her corset
When at last she got free
She cried out in glee
No longer do I have to reinforce it!

When this young man from the Borders

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FarNorth Wed 17-Oct-18 18:11:10

When this young man from the Borders
Decided to take holy orders

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travelsafar Wed 17-Oct-18 18:56:38

When this young man from the Borders
Decided to take holy orders
He was blessed by the Pope

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henetha Wed 17-Oct-18 20:59:14

When this young man from the Borders
Decided to take holy orders
He was blessed by the Pope
But then started to mope

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travelsafar Thu 18-Oct-18 18:59:20

When this young man from the Borders
Decided to take holy orders
He was blessed by the Pope
But then started to mope
Eventually becoming hoarder!!

Fire works are on now on sale

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henetha Fri 19-Oct-18 10:12:31

Fire works are on now on sale
But bangers always make me wail

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Panache Fri 19-Oct-18 12:44:41

Fire works are on now on sale
But bangers always make me wail
Just not at all my cup of tea

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travelsafar Fri 19-Oct-18 13:25:22

Fire works are on now on sale
But bangers always make me wail
Just not at all my cup of tea.
Look out for animals is my plea

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Elrel Fri 19-Oct-18 14:45:50

Fire works are on now on sale
But bangers always make me wail
Just not at all my cup of tea.
Look out for animals is my plea
Keep safe all with whiskers and tail!

There once was a gold Autumn leaf

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Panache Fri 19-Oct-18 16:45:31

There once was a gold Autumn leaf
Its sheer tints were just beyond belief

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henetha Fri 19-Oct-18 19:54:23

There once was a gold Autumn leaf
Its sheer tints were just beyond belief
What a sight to behold

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travelsafar Sat 20-Oct-18 08:32:19

There once was a gold Autumn leaf
Its sheer tints were just beyond belief
What a sight to behold
As the days they grow cold

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Panache Sat 20-Oct-18 09:17:55

There once was a gold Autumn leaf
Its sheer tints were just beyond belief
What a sight to behold
As the days they grow cold
Indoors by the fireside we find relief.

Sheafs of golden corn the harvest doth make

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travelsafar Sat 20-Oct-18 17:26:25

Sheafs of golden corn the harvest doth make
Ground into flour so we can make cake

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henetha Sat 20-Oct-18 19:46:46

Sheafs of golden corn the harvest doth make
Ground into flour so we can make cake,
Which feeds body and soul

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Elrel Sat 20-Oct-18 23:00:38

Sheafs of golden corn the harvest doth make
Ground into flour so we can make cake,
Which feeds body and soul
When sieved into a bowl

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travelsafar Sun 21-Oct-18 07:30:15

Sheafs of golden corn the harvest doth make
Ground into flour so we can make cake,
Which feeds body and soul
When sieved into a bowl
To the harvest festival I shall take

I wonder what today will bring

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Flossieturner Sun 21-Oct-18 08:02:24

I wonder what today wil bring
As I leap from my bed full of whizz and zing

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henetha Sun 21-Oct-18 11:04:56

I wonder what today wil bring
As I leap from my bed full of whizz and zing
Will I deflate like an old balloon

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