LIMERICKS 5

I wonder what today wil bring
As I leap from my bed full of whizz and zing
Will I deflate like an old balloon
Before the end of this afternoon

I wonder what today wil bring
As I leap from my bed full of whizz and zing
Will I deflate like an old balloon
Before the end of this afternoon
Or is this the day that happy bells will ring?

I was strolling along by the river

I was strolling along by the river
Dreaming of onions and liver

I was strolling along the river
Dreaming of onions and liver
A big pile of mash

I was strolling along the river
Dreaming of onions and liver
A big pile of mash
Perhaps just a dash

I was strolling along the river
Dreaming of onions and liver
A big pile of mash
Perhaps just a dash
My lips are starting to quiver

A fellow leapt off a high wall

A fellow leapt off a high wall
His long legs prevented a fall

A fellow leapt off a high wall
His long legs prevented a fall
He wanted to try

A fellow leapt off a high wall
His long legs prevented a fall
He wanted to try
To learn how to fly

A fellow leapt off a high wall
His long legs prevented a fall
He wanted to try
To learn how to fly
But the chances of that were quite small

Another year’s going quite fast

Another year’s going quite fast
Each one seams faster than the last

Another year’s going quite fast
Each one seems faster than the last
A few more added lines

Another year’s going quite fast
Each one seems faster than the last
A few more added lines
Is a sign of the time

Another year’s going quite fast
Each one seems faster than the last
A few more added lines
Is a sign of the times
And leaves me feeling aghast

I heard a small boy in the queue

I heard a small boy in the queue
Declaring the gifts he`d accrue

I heard a small boy in the queue
Declaring the gifts he`d accrue
He’d better watch out

I heard a small boy in the queue
Declaring the gifts he`d accrue
He’d better watch out
There`s jealousy about

I heard a small boy in the queue
Declaring the gifts he`d accrue
He’d better watch out
There`s jealousy about
Some children may be a bit blue

Is it stir up sunday yet i ask?

Is it stir up Sunday yet I ask?
I helped my Granny with this task

Is it stir up Sunday yet I ask?
I helped my Granny with this task
These fond memories last

Is it stir up Sunday yet I ask?
I helped my Granny with this task
These fond memories last
From my childhood past

Is it stir up Sunday yet I ask?
I helped my Granny with this task
These fond memories last
From my childhood past
As in her approval I'd bask

A young person from Wyre Piddle

A young person from Wyre Piddle
Had a good idea for a riddle

A young person from Wyre Piddle
Had a good idea for a riddle
So with one merry laugh

A young person from Wyre Piddle
Had a good idea for a riddle
So with one merry laugh
Achieved in a bubble bath