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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

JoyBloggs Mon 29-Oct-18 09:13:56

His gran when she saw the tattoo
Said,”There’s something I want you to do,
Please book one for me",

henetha Mon 29-Oct-18 09:39:06

His gran when she saw the tattoo
Said,”There’s something I want you to do,
Please book one for me",
So I'll feel young and free

Flossieturner Mon 29-Oct-18 10:19:04

His Gran when she saw the tattoo
said “There’s something I want you to do”
Please book one for me
So I’ll feel young and free
NO NO he cried and quickly withdrew

So she took herself off to the High Street

Panache Mon 29-Oct-18 11:03:32

So she took herself off to the High Street
Wondering at the reactions she might meet

Jangran99 Mon 29-Oct-18 13:11:18

So she took herself off to the High Street
Wondering at the reactions she might meet
She needn’t have feared

JoyBloggs Mon 29-Oct-18 13:17:00

So she took herself off to the High Street
Wondering at the reactions she might meet
She needn’t have feared
Tho' they thought she was weird

Jangran99 Mon 29-Oct-18 13:25:40

So she took herself off to the High Street
Wondering at the reactions she might meetr
She needn’t have feared
Tho' they thought she was weird
With a ‘tat’ that was oh so discreet.

A little boy said to his chum

Panache Mon 29-Oct-18 14:55:08

A little boy said to his chum
Why must I eat EVERY crumb?

Jangran99 Mon 29-Oct-18 20:41:14

A little boy said to his chum
Why must I eat EVERY crumb?
It’ll make you grow tall

henetha Tue 30-Oct-18 10:39:33

A little boy said to his chum
Why must I eat EVERY crumb?
It’ll make you grow tall
So you can play basketball

Panache Tue 30-Oct-18 11:36:35

A little boy said to his chum
Why must I eat EVERY crumb?
It’ll make you grow tall
So you can play basketball
As well as master the kettle drum

Thinking things through, he replied

Bellanonna Tue 30-Oct-18 20:00:26

A little boy said to his chum
Why must I eat EVERY crumb?
It’ll make you grow tall
So you can play basketball
As well as master the kettle drum

Thinking things through, he replied
“Well I prefer to have everything fried”

Jangran99 Wed 31-Oct-18 08:00:01

Thinking things through, he replied
“Well I prefer to have everything fried”
Mum said, " In your dreams!'

travelsafar Wed 31-Oct-18 08:04:59

Thinking things through, he replied
“Well I prefer to have everything fried”
Mum said, " In your dreams!'
You'd end up being 'fatty' of the teams!!

Jangran99 Wed 31-Oct-18 08:32:42

Thinking things through, he replied
“Well I prefer to have everything fried”
Mum said, " In your dreams!'
You'd end up being 'fatty' of the teams,
And probably disqualified!

There was an old man from Darjeeling

Panache Wed 31-Oct-18 10:16:31

There was an old man from Darjeeling
He went searching for perfect healing

henetha Wed 31-Oct-18 10:25:39

There was an old man from Darjeeling
He went searching for perfect healing
From doctors to witches

Jangran99 Wed 31-Oct-18 10:41:46

There was an old man from Darjeeling
He went searching for perfect healing
From doctors to witches
He had them in stitches

henetha Thu 01-Nov-18 10:57:44

There was an old man from Darjeeling
He went searching for perfect healing
From doctors to witches
He had them in stitches
When he leapt up as high as the ceiling!

Dark November is here once again

Panache Thu 01-Nov-18 11:29:17

Dark November is here once again
When the weather can be a real pain

Jangran99 Thu 01-Nov-18 23:37:35

Dark November is here once again
When the weather can be a real pain
We'll don't sit and grouse

Jangran99 Thu 01-Nov-18 23:39:07

3rd line
Well,don't sit and grouse

Barberdice Fri 02-Nov-18 00:33:21

Dark November is here once again
When the weather can be a real pain
Well don't sit and grouse
Go get out of the house

Jangran99 Fri 02-Nov-18 07:17:33

Dark November is here once again
When the weather can be a real pain
Well don't sit and grouse
Go get out of the house
There's more things than grizzling about rain

There was an old miser in Devon

Bellanonna Fri 02-Nov-18 08:00:31

There was an old miser in Devon
Who went for a swim in the Severn

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