LIMERICKS 5

There was an old miser in Devon
Who went for a swim in the Severn
He kept all his riches

There was an old miser in Devon
Who went for a swim in the Severn
He kept all his riches
Tucked into his breeches

There was an old miser in Devon
Who went for a swim in the Severn
He kept all his riches
Tucked into his breeches
In case he was taken to heaven!

A limerick should be amusing

A limerick should be amusing
Simple,creative,not confusing

A limerick should be amusing
Simple,creative,not confusing
So your chuckle muscles smile

A limerick should be amusing
Simple,creative,not confusing
So your chuckle muscles smile
And your belly moves for a while!!

A limerick should be amusing
Simple,creative,not confusing
So your chuckle muscles smile
And your belly moves for a while!!
Even betterwhen you've been a boozing!!!

There was an old man in the moon

There was an old man in the moon
He had this amazing ability to croon

There was an old man in the moon
He had this amazing ability to croon
He sounded like Perry

There was an old man in the moon
He had this amazing ability to croon
He sounded like Perry
And his old voice was very...

There was an old man in the moon
He had this amazing ability to croon
He sounded like Perry
And his old voice was very...
Smooth and perfectly in tune.

An alien from Mars has just landed

An alien from Mars has just landed
it would seem it is very left handed

An alien from Mars has just landed
it would seem it is very left handed
Its one eye is bright

An alien from Mars has just landed
it would seem it is very left handed
Its one eye is bright
With a flashing light

An alien from Mars has just landed
it would seem it is very left handed
Its one eye is bright
With a flashing light
It's needed to make sure he's not stranded

There was a fine lady of fashion

There was a fine lady of fashion
Wearing colours so bright they were clashing!

There was a fine lady of fashion
Wearing colours so bright they were clashing!
She mixed stripes and spots

There was a fine lady of fashion
Wearing colours so bright they were clashing!
She mixed stripes and spots
With checks and some dots

There was a fine lady of fashion
Wearing colours so bright they were clashing!
She mixed stripes and spots
With checks and some dots
That lady so bold and so dashing!

There once was a field of red poppies

There once was a field of red poppies
Which inspired everyone to make copies

There once was a field of red poppies
Which inspired everyone to make copies
When they became of great fame

There once was a field of red poppies
Which inspired everyone to make copies
When they became of great fame
In their thousands they came

There once was a field of red poppies
Which inspired everyone to make copies
When they became of great fame
In their thousands they came
Even big ones were put on jalopies!

There was a cool gran on a train

There was a cool gran on a train
She was rich and incredibly vain