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Limericks 6

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 03-Mar-19 09:52:04

Shall we start a new one?

This old quizzer wants to win big

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henetha Fri 17-May-19 09:29:51

In the kitchen my husband's chaotic
He insists what he cooks is exotic
It gets on my wick
As he's so darned quick

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 17-May-19 11:53:25

In the kitchen my husband's chaotic
He insists what he cooks is exotic
It gets on my wick
As he's so darned quick
But the mess he leaves makes me quite sick.

His sister Mary is so neat

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Jangran99 Fri 17-May-19 17:08:25

His sister Mary is so neat
Mess makes her white as a sheet

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allassinsane Fri 17-May-19 17:21:43

When she tidies the house

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Jangran99 Fri 17-May-19 17:26:46

His sister Mary is so neat
Mess makes her white as a sheet
When she tidies the house,
You'll soon hear her grouse

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Oldandverygrey Fri 17-May-19 17:33:46

His sister Mary is so neat
Mess makes her white as a sheet
When she tidies the house
You'll soon hear her grouse
And never the twain shall meet!

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Jangran99 Fri 17-May-19 17:35:18

New start pleasegrin

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allassinsane Fri 17-May-19 17:37:05

Then she has to go soak her feet

I once knew a man called Eric

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 17-May-19 18:25:03

I once knew a man called Eric
Who was the most wonderful cleric

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allassinsane Fri 17-May-19 20:56:47

When he delivers a sermon

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Juliet27 Fri 17-May-19 21:07:31

I once knew a man called Eric
Who was the most wonderful cleric
When he delivers a sermon
Albeit in German

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Jangran99 Fri 17-May-19 22:22:40

I once knew a man called Eric
Who was the most wonderful cleric
When he delivers a sermon
Albeit in German
The content was always generic.

There was a young farmer in Hythe

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Bellanonna Fri 17-May-19 22:29:21

There was a young farmer in Hythe
Whose pigs were a source of much pride

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allassinsane Fri 17-May-19 22:31:48

Who had the most beautiful scythe

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allassinsane Fri 17-May-19 22:33:00

sorry forget that one!

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allassinsane Fri 17-May-19 23:04:34

There was a young farmer in Hythe
Whose pigs were a source of much pride
One day they escaped

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Jangran99 Fri 17-May-19 23:15:20

There was a young farmer in Hyde
Whose pigs were a source of much pride
One day they escaped
Because the gate gaped

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allassinsane Fri 17-May-19 23:57:05

There was a young farmer in Hythe
Whose pigs were a source of much pride
One day they escaped
Because the gate gaped
Now he spends all his days stuck inside

His wife then decided to leave him

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Juliet27 Sat 18-May-19 06:48:01

His wife then decided to leave him
And he felt his future looked grim

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Bellanonna Sat 18-May-19 07:37:01

His wife then decided to leave him
And he felt his future looked grim
Till one day his luck turned

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Juliet27 Sat 18-May-19 07:42:36

His wife then decided to leave him
And he felt his future looked grim
Till one day his luck turned
And a fortune he earned

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Bellanonna Sat 18-May-19 07:55:29

His wife then decided to leave him
And he felt his future looked grim
Till one day his luck turned
And a fortune he earned
So his farm is now back in the swim

He now has a lovely new wife

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Jangran99 Sat 18-May-19 08:56:43

He now has a lovely new wife
Hoping this time it's for life

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 18-May-19 09:27:17

He now has a lovely new wife
Hoping this time it's for life
Ah! Contentment is bliss

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Bellanonna Sat 18-May-19 10:52:07

He now has a lovely new wife
Hoping this time it's for life
Ah! Contentment is bliss
Nothing better than this

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