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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 03-Mar-19 09:52:04

Shall we start a new one?

This old quizzer wants to win big

Juliet27 Sat 18-May-19 14:34:11

He now has a lovely new wife
Hoping this time it's for life
Ah! Contentment is bliss
Nothing better than this
A relief after all his past strife

I can't say I've ever fancied a cruise

Jangran99 Sat 18-May-19 16:05:57

I can't say I've ever fancied a cruise
Though the brochures I often peruse,

allassinsane Sat 18-May-19 17:45:16

I'd rather go camping

Jangran99 Sat 18-May-19 18:36:57

allassinsane we copy the preceding lines and then add the new one.
I can't say I've ever fancied a cruise
Though the brochures I often peruse,
I'd rather go camping
Preferably glamping

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 18-May-19 20:39:21

I can't say I've ever fancied a cruise
Though the brochures I often peruse
I'd rather go camping
Preferably glamping
Under canvas is what I would choose.

Or what about a motoring tour?

henetha Sat 18-May-19 22:12:19

Or what about a motoring tour?
To thrilling places not seen before

Juliet27 Sat 18-May-19 22:20:16

Or what about a motoring tour?
To thrilling places not seen before
You can stop when you like

Jangran99 Sat 18-May-19 23:54:37

Or what about a motoring tour?
To thrilling places not seen before
You can stop when you like,
Stretch your legs,take a hike,

BradfordLass72 Sun 19-May-19 03:36:22

Or what about a motoring tour?
To thrilling places not seen before
You can stop when you like,
Stretch your legs,take a hike,
Ah yes, car would be my choix du jour.

The exotic has always appealed

Juliet27 Sun 19-May-19 05:48:46

The exotic has always appealed
More excitement it seems to yield

Jangran99 Sun 19-May-19 07:11:19

The exotic has always appealed
More excitement it seems to yield
Yet, when it comes to the test

allassinsane Sun 19-May-19 09:15:18

Perhaps camping is best

callgirl1 Sun 19-May-19 11:49:45

The exotic has always appealed
More excitement it seems to yield,
Yet, when it comes to the test
Maybe camping is best,
As long as there`s no bull in the field.

My son is a wonderful mimic

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 19-May-19 14:23:12

My son is a wonderful mimic
He can ape anyone, that's his gimmick

Juliet27 Sun 19-May-19 20:38:56

My son is a wonderful mimic
He can ape anyone, that's his gimmick
But he came a bit of a cropper

Bellanonna Sun 19-May-19 22:14:18

My son is a wonderful mimic
He can ape anyone, that's his gimmick
But he came a bit of a cropper
When he mocked the local copper

Jangran99 Sun 19-May-19 22:45:38

My son is a wonderful mimic
He can ape anyone, that's his gimmick
But he came a bit of a cropper
When he mocked the local copper
Whose surname just happened to be Dimmick!

Now he’s held at Her Majesty’s pleasure

Bellanonna Sun 19-May-19 22:48:38

Now he’s held at Her Majesty’s pleasure
Not A life, I would guess, that he’ll treasure

Jangran99 Sun 19-May-19 23:26:46

Now he’s held at Her Majesty’s pleasure
Not A life, I would guess, that he’ll treasure
So, in front of the bench

callgirl1 Mon 20-May-19 00:03:13

Now he`s held at Her Majesty`s pleasure
Not a life, I would guess, that he`ll treasure
So, in front of the bench,
Facing Judge Judi Dench,

Juliet27 Mon 20-May-19 05:51:54

Now he`s held at Her Majesty`s pleasure
Not a life, I would guess, that he`ll treasure
So, in front of the bench,
Facing Judge Judi Dench
It was soon that she got his measure.

It's not such a crime said his mother in tears

Bellanonna Mon 20-May-19 08:33:42

It's not such a crime said his mother in tears
He just likes to mimic, he’s done it for years

Jangran99 Mon 20-May-19 08:54:49

It's not such a crime said his mother in tears
He just likes to mimic, he’s done it for years
He meant no offence

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 20-May-19 09:55:51

It's not such a crime said his mother in tears
He just likes to mimic, he's done it for years
He meant no offence
So please use some sense

allassinsane Mon 20-May-19 13:39:38

Being locked up was one of his fears

What became of that wonderful young man

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