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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 03-Mar-19 09:52:04

Shall we start a new one?

This old quizzer wants to win big

Jangran99 Thu 23-May-19 00:30:26

But will my best dress still fit me?
The worry has only just hit me
Soon there's a wedding
So pounds I'll be shedding
I'll be oh so slender, you'll see

Did you meet the man of your dreams?

Juliet27 Thu 23-May-19 07:02:15

Did you meet the man of your dreams?
No, the illusion fell apart at the seams!

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 23-May-19 09:51:42

Did you meet the man of your dreams?
No, the illusion fell apart at the seams!
But let's keep the dream alive

Oldandverygrey Thu 23-May-19 13:17:14

Did you meet the man of your dreams?
No, the illusion fell apart at the seams!
But lets keep the dream alive
So in order to survive

Juliet27 Thu 23-May-19 16:57:45

Did you meet the man of your dreams?
No, the illusion fell apart at the seams!
But lets keep the dream alive
So in order to survive
Let’s pretend that his character gleams

I still have my childhood teddy

Flossieturner Thu 23-May-19 17:24:16

I still have my childhood teddy
And also a donkey named Neddy

Bellanonna Thu 23-May-19 17:50:36

I still have my childhood teddy
And also a donkey named Neddy
Plus a rag doll called Sue

Juliet27 Thu 23-May-19 19:43:07

I still have my childhood teddy
And also a donkey named Neddy
Plus a rag doll called Sue
And of course little Pooh

callgirl1 Thu 23-May-19 21:54:27

I still have my childhood teddy
And also a donkey named Neddy,
Plus a rag doll called Sue
And of course little Pooh
And an imaginary pal called Freddy

I love sixties music you see

Juliet27 Thu 23-May-19 22:04:16

Oh yes, it's Motown for me

Juliet27 Thu 23-May-19 22:05:46

I love sixties music you see
Oh yes, it's Motown for me

callgirl1 Thu 23-May-19 22:16:21

I love sixties music you see
Oh yes, it`s Motown for me.
Marty Wilde, Billy Fury

Juliet27 Thu 23-May-19 22:42:15

I love sixties music you see
Oh yes, it`s Motown for me.
Marty Wilde, Billy Fury
Let's hear from the jury

Jangran99 Thu 23-May-19 23:40:50

I love sixties music you see
Oh yes, it`s Motown for me.
Marty Wilde, Billy Fury
Let's hear from the jury
David Jacobs on Saturday TV

Those magic old songs were the best

callgirl1 Thu 23-May-19 23:43:01

I love sixties music you see
Oh yes, it`s Motown for me
Marty Wilde, Billy Fury
Let`s hear from the jury
I`ll give it foive said Janice with glee.

I`m going to London to see a fine show

callgirl1 Thu 23-May-19 23:47:14

Ignore mine, crossed posts.

Those magic old songs were the best
But they tend to send me on a quest

Juliet27 Fri 24-May-19 00:56:31

Those magic old songs were the best
But they tend to send me on a quest
Is the singer still alive?

BradfordLass72 Fri 24-May-19 03:38:44

Those magic old songs were the best
But they tend to send me on a quest
Is the singer still alive?
Or have they taken a dive?

Juliet27 Fri 24-May-19 07:30:59

Those magic old songs were the best
But they tend to send me on a quest
Is the singer still alive?
Or have they taken a dive
Or before a comeback, taking a rest

These limericks exercise the brain!

Flossieturner Fri 24-May-19 08:24:11

These limericks exercise the brain
Though making then scan is a pain

Bellanonna Fri 24-May-19 08:50:38

These limericks exercise the brain
Though making them scan is a pain
There are times when we fail

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 24-May-19 09:07:00

These limericks exercise the brain
Though making them scan is a pain
There are times when we fail
"Ooh my brain!" I shall wail

Flossieturner Fri 24-May-19 12:18:54

These limericks exercise the brain
though making them scan is a pain
There are times when we fail
“Ooh my brain” I shall wail
I am sure they will make me insane

There once was a PM called May

Juliet27 Fri 24-May-19 13:48:07

There once was a PM called May
Who has now had to call it a day

henetha Fri 24-May-19 16:10:19

There once was a PM called May
Who has now had to call it a day,
So a holiday beckons

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