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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 03-Mar-19 09:52:04

Shall we start a new one?

This old quizzer wants to win big

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Jangran99 Fri 24-May-19 20:38:51

There once was a PM called May
Who has now had to call it a day,
So a holiday beckons
So Phillip reckons

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callgirl1 Fri 24-May-19 21:06:22

There once was a PM called May
Who ,has now had to call it a day,
So a holiday beckons
So Phillip reckons,
So they`re off to Montego Bay.

Who will the next PM be?

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Jangran99 Fri 24-May-19 23:22:22

Who will the next PM be?
Maybe Boris? We'll see.

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crazyH Fri 24-May-19 23:35:05

Maybe Boris we'll see
The one with the hair?

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Jangran99 Fri 24-May-19 23:44:36

Who will the next PM be?
Maybe Boris? We'll see.
The one with the hair?
I don't really care,

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 25-May-19 09:05:57

Who will the next PM be?
Maybe Boris, we'll see
The one with the hair?
I don't really care,
They're all the damn same, if you ask me.

Are we all being taken for a ride?

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Bellanonna Sat 25-May-19 09:12:27

Are we all being taken for a ride?
Can’t believe ‘em, every single one has lied

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Juliet27 Sat 25-May-19 09:14:07

Are we all being taken for a ride?
Their concern will be how well they vied

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Juliet27 Sat 25-May-19 09:16:00

Oops crossed. Shall we use yours Bella. Ain’t it the truth!!

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Juliet27 Sat 25-May-19 09:23:49

Are we all being taken for a ride?
Can’t believe ‘em, every single one has lied
Their concern is for self

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Jangran99 Sat 25-May-19 09:50:39

Are we all being taken for a ride?
Can’t believe ‘em, every single one has lied
Their concern is for self
We're on a "shoogly" shelf

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henetha Sat 25-May-19 10:41:05

Are we all being taken for a ride?
Can’t believe ‘em, every single one has lied
Their concern is for self
We're on a "shoogly" shelf
We need honesty, courage, and more beside.

So how about Billy Connolly as leader?

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Jangran99 Sun 26-May-19 00:33:10

So how about Billy Connolly as leader?
henetha you are a flippin' mind reader

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 26-May-19 08:38:52

So how about Billy Connolly as leader?
henetha you are a flippin' mind reader
At least he'd make us laugh

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henetha Sun 26-May-19 12:36:54

grin Jangran99

So how about Billy Connolly as leader?
henetha you are a flippin' mind reader
At least he'd make us laugh
Even when making a gaff

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callgirl1 Sun 26-May-19 21:55:02

So how about Billy Connolly as leader?
Henetha you`re a flippin`mind reader
At least he`d make us laugh
Even when making a gaff
Because he`s a funny old bleeder!

Can we leave politicians behind?

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Bellanonna Sun 26-May-19 22:02:44

Can we leave politicians behind?
Oh yes let’s, I surely don’t mind

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callgirl1 Sun 26-May-19 23:00:10

Can we leave politicians behind?
Oh yes let`s, I surely don`t mind,
Let`s elect someone funny

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Jangran99 Sun 26-May-19 23:15:30

Can we leave politicians behind?
Oh yes let`s, I surely don`t mind,
Let`s elect someone funny
A manifesto that's sunny

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callgirl1 Sun 26-May-19 23:23:50

Can we leave politicians behind?
Oh yes let`s, I surely don`t mind,
Let`s elect someone funny
A manifesto that`s sunny,
And someone who`ll always be kind.

My son has a big motor bike

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Flossieturner Mon 27-May-19 08:03:10

My son has a big motorbike
I wish he still rode his trike

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Bellanonna Mon 27-May-19 08:08:34

My son has a big motorbike
I wish he still rode his trike
When he’s on it I worry

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Juliet27 Mon 27-May-19 08:21:37

My son has a big motorbike
I wish he still rode his trike
When he’s on it I worry
My mind's in a flurry

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henetha Mon 27-May-19 12:05:15

My son has a big motorbike
I wish he still rode his trike
When he’s on it I worry
My mind's in a flurry
He does 100mph which I don't like!

I wish he'd sell it and buy a horse

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Flossieturner Mon 27-May-19 12:25:02

I wish he’d sell it and buy a horse
Or spend more time on a golf course

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