Limericks 6

There once was a PM called May
Who has now had to call it a day,
So a holiday beckons
So Phillip reckons

There once was a PM called May
Who ,has now had to call it a day,
So a holiday beckons
So Phillip reckons,
So they`re off to Montego Bay.

Who will the next PM be?

Who will the next PM be?
Maybe Boris? We'll see.

Maybe Boris we'll see
The one with the hair?

Who will the next PM be?
Maybe Boris? We'll see.
The one with the hair?
I don't really care,

Who will the next PM be?
Maybe Boris, we'll see
The one with the hair?
I don't really care,
They're all the damn same, if you ask me.

Are we all being taken for a ride?

Are we all being taken for a ride?
Can’t believe ‘em, every single one has lied

Are we all being taken for a ride?
Their concern will be how well they vied

Oops crossed. Shall we use yours Bella. Ain’t it the truth!!

Are we all being taken for a ride?
Can’t believe ‘em, every single one has lied
Their concern is for self

Are we all being taken for a ride?
Can’t believe ‘em, every single one has lied
Their concern is for self
We're on a "shoogly" shelf

Are we all being taken for a ride?
Can’t believe ‘em, every single one has lied
Their concern is for self
We're on a "shoogly" shelf
We need honesty, courage, and more beside.

So how about Billy Connolly as leader?

So how about Billy Connolly as leader?
henetha you are a flippin' mind reader

So how about Billy Connolly as leader?
henetha you are a flippin' mind reader
At least he'd make us laugh

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So how about Billy Connolly as leader?
henetha you are a flippin' mind reader
At least he'd make us laugh
Even when making a gaff

So how about Billy Connolly as leader?
Henetha you`re a flippin`mind reader
At least he`d make us laugh
Even when making a gaff
Because he`s a funny old bleeder!

Can we leave politicians behind?

Can we leave politicians behind?
Oh yes let’s, I surely don’t mind

Can we leave politicians behind?
Oh yes let`s, I surely don`t mind,
Let`s elect someone funny

Can we leave politicians behind?
Oh yes let`s, I surely don`t mind,
Let`s elect someone funny
A manifesto that's sunny

Can we leave politicians behind?
Oh yes let`s, I surely don`t mind,
Let`s elect someone funny
A manifesto that`s sunny,
And someone who`ll always be kind.

My son has a big motor bike

My son has a big motorbike
I wish he still rode his trike

My son has a big motorbike
I wish he still rode his trike
When he’s on it I worry

My son has a big motorbike
I wish he still rode his trike
When he’s on it I worry
My mind's in a flurry

My son has a big motorbike
I wish he still rode his trike
When he’s on it I worry
My mind's in a flurry
He does 100mph which I don't like!

I wish he'd sell it and buy a horse

I wish he’d sell it and buy a horse
Or spend more time on a golf course