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Limericks 6

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 03-Mar-19 09:52:04

Shall we start a new one?

This old quizzer wants to win big

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 27-May-19 12:27:03

I wish he'd sell it and buy a horse
Or spend more time on a golf course
A gentler pursuit

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Juliet27 Mon 27-May-19 13:03:15

I wish he’d sell it and buy a horse
Or spend more time on a golf course
But he can't resist speed

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Juliet27 Mon 27-May-19 13:05:50

looking at previous page threw me - ignore mine

I wish he'd sell it and buy a horse
Or spend more time on a golf course
A gentler pursuit

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Jangran99 Mon 27-May-19 16:44:28

I wish he'd sell it and buy a horse
Or spend more time on a golf course
A gentler pursuit
Instead of that brute

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callgirl1 Mon 27-May-19 17:47:18

I wish he`d sell it and buy a horse
Or spend more time on a golf course
A gentler pursuit
Instead of that brute
I`ll have to convince him by force!

What on earth can we have for our tea?

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Jangran99 Mon 27-May-19 18:09:26

What on earth can we have for our tea?
My family can never agree

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callgirl1 Mon 27-May-19 23:09:01

What on earth can we have for our tea?
My family can never agree
I would like chips

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Bellanonna Mon 27-May-19 23:18:03

What on earth can we have for our tea?
My family can never agree
I would like chips
He prefers hummus dips

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Jangran99 Tue 28-May-19 08:50:31

What on earth can we have for our tea?
My family can never agree
I would like chips
He prefers hummus dips
And the children all vote KFC!

Every day I say " Eat up your greens"

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allassinsane Tue 28-May-19 09:00:05

What on Earth can we have for our tea?
My family can never agree
I would like chips
He prefers hummus dips
Is cake on a plate too twee?

I'm loving my sausage sandwich

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henetha Tue 28-May-19 10:03:37

I'm loving my sausage sandwich
Although the crusts I'll probably ditch

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Juliet27 Tue 28-May-19 12:39:21

I'm loving my sausage sandwich
Although the crusts I'll probably ditch
I'd prefer a bun

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crazyH Tue 28-May-19 12:48:13

I'm loving my sausage sandwich
Although the crusts I'll probably ditch
I'd prefer a bun
With a nice shot of rum

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 28-May-19 13:29:42

I'm loving my sausage sandwich
Although the crusts I'll probably ditch
I'd prefer a bun
With a nice shot of rum
With some Worcestershire sauce to enrich.

I'm partial Wensleydale cheese

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Juliet27 Tue 28-May-19 16:04:21

I'm partial to Wensleydale cheese
With a nice glass of red if you please

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callgirl1 Tue 28-May-19 17:37:32

I`m partial to Wensleydale cheese
With a nice glass of red if you please
But cheese can pong

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Juliet27 Tue 28-May-19 19:31:43

I’m partial to Wensleydale cheese
With a nice glass of red if you please
But cheese can pong
There you’re not wrong

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DameJudyClench Tue 28-May-19 19:36:36

So open the windows wide please

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DameJudyClench Tue 28-May-19 19:37:31

Sorry......try again..

I’m partial to Wensleydale cheese
With a nice glass of red if you please
But cheese can pong
There you’re not wrong
So open the windows wide please

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DameJudyClench Tue 28-May-19 19:39:07

Itchy limerick fingers again grin

I met a young bloke from Penge

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Jangran99 Tue 28-May-19 20:12:49

I met a young bloke from Penge
He took me to visit Stonehenge

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Bellanonna Tue 28-May-19 23:00:13

I met a young bloke from Penge
He took me to visit Stonehenge
I asked, “How old’s that?”

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Juliet27 Wed 29-May-19 08:01:29

I met a young bloke from Penge
He took me to visit Stonehenge
I asked, “How old’s that?”
“It looks rather tat?”

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henetha Wed 29-May-19 10:10:23

I met a young bloke from Penge
He took me to visit Stonehenge
I asked, “How old’s that?”
“It looks rather tat?”
I swear I will get my revenge!

I'll take him to see Blackpool Tower

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 29-May-19 10:14:20

I'll take him to see Blackpool Tower
A great symbol of northern power

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