Limericks 6

I'll take him to see Blackpool Tower
A great symbol of northern power.
I doubt that he'll like it.

I'll take him to see Blackpool Tower
A great symbol of northern power.
I doubt that he'll like it
To the top we'll hike it

I'll take him to see Blackpool Tower
A great symbol of northern power.
I doubt that he'll like it
To the top we'll hike it
And we'll get a breath of fresh air

Where has the summer sun gone

Where has the summer sun gone
As lighter clothes we started to don

Where has the summer sun gone
As lighter clothes we started to don
But please don't despair

Where has the summer gone
As lighter clothes we started to don
But please don`t despair
We`ll play Truth or Dare

Where has the summer gone
As lighter clothes we started to don
But please don't despair
We'll play Truth or Dare
While we share a large buttered scone.

I'm still wearing my warm woolly vest

I'm still wearing my warm woolly vest
I need to look after my chest

I'm still wearing my warm woolly vest
I need to look after my chest
But when May is oot (Scottish 'out')

I'm still wearing my warm woolly vest
I need to look after my chest
But when May is oot (Scottish 'out')
Although not birthday suit

I'm still wearing my warm woolly vest
I need to look after my chest
But when May is oot (Scottish 'out')
Although not birthday suit
I've casted some clouts, just to test!

I can't wait to wear my bikini

I can't wait to wear my bikini
I last wore one when I was teeny!

henetha?
I can't wait to wear my bikini
I last wore one when I was teeny!
It'll need to be strengthened

I can't wait to wear my bikini
I last wore one when I was teeny
It'll need to be strengthened
And possibly lengthened

I can't wait to wear my bikini
I last wore one when I was teeny
It'll need to be strengthened
And possibly lengthened
I’d best wear an all over beanie.

Remember when young men would toot?

Remember when young men would toot?
We always laughed, what a hoot!

Remember when young men would toot?
We always laughed, what a hoot!
Oddly now they don’t see me

Remember when young men would toot?
We always laughed, what a hoot!
Oddly now they don’t see me
I blend into the scenery

Remember when young men would toot?
We always laughed , what a hoot!
Oddly now they don't see me
I blend into the scenery
I've often wondered what was afoot.

I've always been a deep thinker

I've always been a deep thinker
And an avid cider drinker

I've always been a deep thinker
And an avid cider drinker
But mixing the two........

I've always been a deep thinker
And an avid cider drinker
But mixing the two........
Got me in a stew

I've thought of the last line but think someone else should have a go..

Okay....you've persuaded me

I've always been a deep thinker
And an avid cider drinker
But mixing the two........
Got me in a stew
So I ended up in Treblinka

I've never been fond of hats

I’ve never been fond of hats
And much prefer heels to flats