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Limericks 6

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 03-Mar-19 09:52:04

Shall we start a new one?

This old quizzer wants to win big

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Oldandverygrey Sun 09-Jun-19 17:55:17

What were the happiest days of your life?
Before you met the trouble and strife!

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Juliet27 Sun 09-Jun-19 21:26:59

What were the happiest days of your life?
Before you met the trouble and strife!
A week in Corfu in sixty six!!

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callgirl1 Sun 09-Jun-19 21:43:18

What were the happiest days of your life?
Before you met the trouble and strife!
A week in Corfu in sixty-six!
Came back with something that needed a fix,

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Juliet27 Sun 09-Jun-19 22:00:28

What were the happiest days of your life?
Before you met the trouble and strife!
A week in Corfu in sixty-six!
Came back with something that needed a fix,
But no, I didn't become a Greek wife

Less than two weeks to midsummer's day

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Jangran99 Sun 09-Jun-19 22:53:31

Less than two weeks to midsummer's day
The year is just melting quickly away

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Juliet27 Mon 10-Jun-19 05:54:18

Less than two weeks to midsummer's day
The year is just melting quickly away
The older we get

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Jangran99 Mon 10-Jun-19 08:13:43

Less than two weeks to midsummer's day
The year is just melting quickly away
The older we get
We must not let

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Bellanonna Mon 10-Jun-19 08:25:18

Less than two weeks to midsummer's day
The year is just melting quickly away
The older we get
We must not let
Anxiety get in the way

I met a young woman from Bray

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Jangran99 Mon 10-Jun-19 08:29:49

I met a young woman from Bray
She said, "Let's go out and make hay!"

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 10-Jun-19 09:09:33

I met a young woman from Bray
She said, "Let's go out and make hay!"
Ooh! What on earth did she mean?

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henetha Mon 10-Jun-19 10:57:16

I met a young woman from Bray
She said, "Let's go out and make hay!"
Ooh! What on earth did she mean?
Perhaps she's just a drama queen

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Juliet27 Mon 10-Jun-19 12:08:49

I met a young woman from Bray
She said, "Let's go out and make hay!"
Ooh! What on earth did she mean?
Perhaps she's just a drama queen
But a young man was happy to play!

A foreign visitor to Tunbridge Wells

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crazyH Mon 10-Jun-19 12:16:39

A foreign visitor to Tunbridge Wells
Was rumoured to have come out of the cells

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 10-Jun-19 13:53:25

A foreign visitor to Tunbridge Wells
Was rumoured to have come out of the cells
What was he in in for? you cry

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Juliet27 Mon 10-Jun-19 17:56:32

A foreign visitor to Tunbridge Wells
Was rumoured to have come out of the cells
What was he in for? you cry
Maybe they thought him a spy

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callgirl1 Tue 11-Jun-19 00:30:02

A foreign visitor to Tunbridge Wells
Was rumoured to have come out of the cells
What was he in for? you cry
Maybe they thought him a spy
No, he`d picked wildflowers whilst walking the fells.

I went out today in the rain

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Jangran99 Tue 11-Jun-19 06:34:06

I went out today in the rain
My brolly was all but in vain

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crazyH Tue 11-Jun-19 07:03:55

I went out today in the rain
My brolly was all but in vain
The wind blew it over

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Jangran99 Tue 11-Jun-19 08:03:04

I went out today in the rain
My brolly was all but in vain
The wind blew it over
I'm not a fast mover

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 11-Jun-19 09:05:54

I went out today in the rain
My brolly was all but in vain
The wind blew it over
I'm not a fast mover
And I nearly fell into a drain.

Then a sports car whizzed past and splashed me

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BradfordLass72 Tue 11-Jun-19 09:18:05

Then a sports car whizzed past and splashed me
I shouted, "You idiot B***!"

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henetha Tue 11-Jun-19 10:22:28

Then a sports car whizzed past and splashed me
I shouted, "You idiot B***!"
It looked like Prince Philip

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callgirl1 Tue 11-Jun-19 21:25:31

Then a sports car whizzed past and splashed me
I shouted "You idiot B***!"
It looked like Prince Philip
Wearing a buttonhole tulip

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Jangran99 Tue 11-Jun-19 21:34:38

Then a sports car whizzed past and splashed me
I shouted "You idiot B***!"
It looked like Prince Philip
Wearing a buttonhole tulip
Did Queenie say "Get home for tea?"

Would you like to live in a castle?

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callgirl1 Tue 11-Jun-19 23:23:01

Would you like to live in a castle?
Or would it be too much of a hassle?

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